That this even widdler injection of Rumours features the possible cancellation of Glastonbury; Mike Skinner's lyrical redundancy; an emaciated Michael Jackson; made grannies at a Melua concert; a gun toting Pam Ewing; and an absconding Melvyn Braaaaaaaaag................ That Sir Alex Ferguson's two young grandchildren, ten-year-old Charlie and six-year-old Grace, are "serious but stable" in hospital after the car crash they experienced yesterday... The Sun reported: "Shaken soccer boss Sir Alex was torn right up until kick-off last night over whether he should be with his players or at his grandson's hospital bedside"... That he chose to be with Manchester United and they won 3-1... That Michael Eavis is worried Glastonbury will be called off to "prevent the spreading" of Swine Flu... A source said: "So many people gathered in one place is a risk and if the Government wanted to pull public events, like they have done in Mexico, we'd be one of the first to go. It would be crazy not to put a plan in place. Right now, though, it is still full steam ahead"... That Mike Skinner has written a song about Swine Flu and posted his work on YouTube... You can expect such lyrical gems as: "He's behind you; he's got swine flu/ Make a sacrifice for society's sake/ Decapitate your mate... The fact my mate might not actually expire/ Caused me some ire while I hauled him on the fire"... That Michael Jackson's team of nine doctors have deduced the singer is "20lb underweight and urgently needs to pile on the pounds ahead of the 50 live shows" in London's O2... That the bird from the Thriller video is suing Jackson and his management for unpaid royalties... That a load of grannies started beating the crap out of each other in the front row of a Katie Melua gig in LA: "The brawl kicked off because the old dears were jostling with each other to get the best possible view. Things turned ugly when one old biddy pulled the other's wig off. Then the wig puller was cut by a broken glass... Katie just looked on in absolute horror until they were pulled apart"... That Pamela Ewing (AKA Victoria Principal) is being sued by her ex-maid... She claims "she was fired by Principal on 26 December, but instead of paying her, the actress threatened to shoot her. Principal, in turn, sued Banegas, claiming she was a temporary worker who was fired for being unprofessional and aggressive. Principal's lawsuit also claims Banegas damaged a back door at her home, injured her dog, and repeatedly demanded money from the actress"... Mike Skinner should trying getting his brain around that one... That Melvyn Bragg has quit the South Bank Show... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
