That you can expect such names as Pete Burns; Katy Perry; Philip Taylor; JRM; as well as the contents of Holly Willoughby's bump and Lindsay Lohan's uterus, to appear in today's deposit of Rumours................ That Rihanna and Kanye West have produced a single called Silly Boy, which contains lyrics such as: "I said I'm not coming back. You fooled me once but you can't have that ego turning. Just too bad for you, that when you had me // Didn't know what to do, she's over you // 'Cause you had a good girl, good girl, girl. That's a keeper. You had a good girl, good girl but didn't know how to treat her. So silly boy get out my face. Why do you like the way regrets taste?"... That true artistic brrrrrilliance is usually born of insurmountable pain... That Jonathan Rhys Meyers were seen cavorting with Donatella Versache at the White House Correspondents' dinner... That, according to a site called IanUndercover.com, Lindsay Lohan has managed to produce an embryo: "'I swear she's carrying,' the Lilo friend said. 'She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.' Please, lets (sic) send a message here loud and clear to Lilo what to do. IUC encourages her to have the child"... That Ian, whoever he might be, needs terminating.... That Pete Burns and his partner, Michael Simpson, were carted away in the back of a police van in the region of London's SoHo... The couple were "embroiled in an argument in the early hours of this morning and were restrained by police"... That Katy Perry got back with Travis McCoy because she was lonely: "I don't like being single, no. I live this fantastic life, full of all these magical things, and at the end of the day all I want to do is pick up my phone and share it with someone. The other day I'd sold a million records in the US and I didn't have anyone to tell. It was actually a really lonely moment... I'd like to get married if I find that 'one' everyone talks about. I'm not in a rush, but last night I was thinking, 'Is it wrong for me to want to marry soon and have that feeling?' And I wonder when that person is going to present himself to me. To me, marriage isn't about bank accounts and houses; it's about finding the one you can hitch your hip to and build on each other's strengths"... That, in the interim, Travis will suffice as filler... That Holly Willoughbaps has birthed her bump... She had a baby boy yesterday afternoon, named Harry James... That The Apprentice's recently fired Philip Taylor said of his love for fellow contestant Kate Walsh: "Well you always dream of marrying a beautiful woman, don’t you? Put it this way - if I was going to marry anyone I’d like it to be her"... That Philip has left Durham to move around the corner from Kate in London: "It is a big decision for me - my feelings for Kate have made me want to take that risk"... That's a large risk considering Kate was quick to say this during last week's boardroom showdown: "I would never compromise my business performance for personal reasons. I've got no loyalties here, Philip or otherwise. I don't think it was Philip's strongest task. All I know is I am here to win"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
