That Holly Madison enjoying "adult fun" with Russell Brand; Katie Price; Dave Gahan; Eoghan Quigg; Yoko Ono; Bob Dylan; John Lennon; Graham Norton and Goldie Hawn all feature in today's Rumours................ That, last night, I'd a dream I was Jonathan Ross asking Ben Stiller questions about Night at The Museum II... There was the obvious one about "large bones"; a query about why the life-sized whale wasn't utilised more in the first film, and when did he start feeling like a sell out... That the World Premiere was last night. Here are a few photos... As usual, the guestlist was indicative of the film's quality; it included Brian Belo (WENN didn't even know his name, awww); his Big Brother bessie mates Samanda; the ugly one from Blue; Ironik; Gemma Atkinson, and someone called Hofit Golan... That Gervais's girlfriend decided to go with the 'liquified breasts' dress recently sported by Drew Barrymore at the premiere of He's Just Not That Into You... That Yoko Ono has handed over the "bloodied" clothes in which John Lennon died to an exhibition in New York... Ono said the clothes were, "hard to include" and "It's important people understand what violence is about"... That Bob Dylan was spotted on a group tour in Liverpool who paid £16 to see John Lennon's house... That a National Trust representative said: "We couldn't believe it when his agent rang us and asked if we could get Bob on one of our tours to see John's house. He spent ages going through photo albums and all the memorabilia. He's definitely the biggest celebrity we’ve ever had on our tours. But incredibly no-one else recognised him"... That Russell Brand has turned a one night stand in Vegas with Holly Madison into something resembling a relationship... A source said: "Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She's a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive (nice). And his constant tomfoolery has her in stitches. Russ has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills. He's been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them 'enjoying themselves' loudly"... That Brand has also been cornered by a load of females in Las Vegas airport... The Mirror reports: "He was swamped by hordes of women at McCarran airport in Las Vegas. The ladies suddenly recognised the big-haired comic and ran to him for hugs and autographs. Later on, in Santa Monica, women were even handing over their kids to him for a cuddle"... 'Cause babies love potentially STD riddled sex pests... That the man Katie Price was pictured chewing the ear off last Saturday night is in fact gay... His name is Spencer Wilton and he's part of her dressage clique... That Dave Gahan had to suddenly pull out of performing in Athens last night after "falling ill" in his dressing room... His management blamed "suspected gastroenteritis"... *starts humming 'Step out of your cage, and on to the staaaahaayyyaage'*... Promoters are confident it's a "temporary illness" and expect him to perform a rescheduled show tonight... That Butlins want both George Sampson and Eoghan Quigg to perform there this summer... That Madonna has turned to a well-known psychic called Mama Love to guide her through her adoption saga... A source said: "Mama told her, 'You won't get the adoption you are looking for because the spirit is trying to guide you to a higher maternal status. Follow my advice and you will become a mama of the world'"... Madonna will takt that to mean "MORE vadge flashing!"... That, of plastic surgery, Graham Norton said: "It scares me when you think Goldie Hawn probably has the best plastic surgeon in the whole world and she still looks like a fish that's being pushed through a keyhole. It's not good"... That the doctor who furnished wrestler Chris Benoit with steroids has been sent to prison for ten years... Benoit went "berserk" in 2007, and killed first his wife, then his young son, before committing suicide... That you know the story regarding Caught Out...
