That you can read all about Kym Marsh's tender ladies; Peaches Geldof's Ultimo encassed baplings; Paul Newman's "homosexual" tendancies; Steve Jones romancing another Hollywood starlet; and Jonathan Ross upsetting more BBC Radio listeners in this here batch of Rumours................ That Kym Marsh's boobs were tormenting her during Saturday's British Soap Awards - as she'd gotten an augmentation "just days earlier", to move her from a B to a D... That she was meant to "rest for two weeks"... A source said: "Kym was complaining that her boobs were really sore. She was knocking back painkillers to stop the agony. They must have been giving her grief because she had to lie on her back in her hotel room with bags of ice on her chest"... Another source claims: "Friends said she wanted the £4,000 boob op to boost her confidence"... That Paul Gascoigne will appear on I'm a Celebrity... That there's pictures of Peaches Geldof doing the rounds rammed into a silver and neon pink PVC romper suit at the Pam Hogg pop-up shop launch, but WENN only had her pictured leaving in a coat - so you'll have to deal with her in a load of Ultimo lingerie instead... That, when asked what Sir Bob thought of the pictures, Peaches said: "Dad hasn't seen the pictures yet. But I'm not worried about his reaction because I'm a 20-year-old woman not a 13-year-old girl. I'm glad I can earn money like this"... In fairness, what else would she do?... That Hayden Panettiere is the latest Hollywood sort to fall for the Welsh wiles of Steve Jones, who's being described by some US sites as "an actor"... That they were spotted leaving Nobu together in the same car (OOOoooH, it must be LOVE)... That Slumdog Millionaire's Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail's luck has taken a downturn - after being beaten by his father upon his arrival home from The Oscars... That his "shack and about 30 others have been destroyed" as part of a slum demolition drive... Azharuddin's mother, who has lived in the shanty town for 15 years said: "They didn't give prior notice. We didn't even get a chance to take out our belongings. I don't know what I am going to do"... That Jonathan Ross has riled listeners of his Radio 2 show by saying the following: "If your son asks for a Hannah Montana MP3 player, you might want to already think about putting him down for adoption before he brings his... erm... partner home"... One listener retorted: "How can these people earn such huge sums of public money to come out with this discriminatory rubbish? What would be the message to a young gay man listening to this? Worse still, how might such comments reinforce and support homophobic bullying in the playground"... That the ghost of Marlon Brando has outed the memory of Paul Newman in a "scandalous new book" written by Darwin Porter... Of Newman's sexuality, Porter claims Brando said: "He never fooled me. Paul Newman had just as many on-location affairs as the rest of us, and he was just as bisexual as I was. But, where I was always getting caught with my pants down, he managed to do it in the dark"... Porter also claims, that while married to Joanne Woodward, Newman " bedded icons like Grace Kelly, Judy Garland, Natalie Wood and Marilyn Monroe", AND also "had a gay romance" with James Dean... That Marlon Brando was bats and Paul Newman isn't around to defend himself, which must be a great comfort to his recently bereaved wife of 50 years... That you know the story regarding Caught Out...
