That this 'thank f*** it's Friday' infused edition of Rumours features Michael Jackson propositioning George Sampson; Janice Dickinson letting various parts of herself down; Bette Midler coaching Jennifer Aniston; Elton John coaching Eminem; Sir Michael Parkinson ranting about Jade Goody some more; and Lindsay Lohan working........................ That our Eurovision representatives, Sinead Mulvey and Black Daisy are, according to RTE, "very disappointed that they did not qualify but were still happy with their performance on their night"... That Eminem has credited Elton John with helping him give up drugs: "I talk to Elton a lot. We became friends, and I talk to him about things, career-wise. He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him, because he's somebody in the business... who can relate to the lifestyle and how hectic things can be. He understands, like, the pressure and any other reasons that you wanna come up with for doing drugs"... That Michael Jackson has invited last year's Britain's Got Talent winner, George Sampson, to "audition" for him in LA... According to The Sun: "The little fella from Warrington - a good pal of Bizarre - is flying to LA to dazzle Michael Jackson with his moves (an unfortunate but no doubt deliberate turn of phrase). Word reached the King of Pop through his choreographer, Kenny Ortega, that the wee man would be a good shout as a cameo star for Jacko's O2 gigs kicking off in London on July 8"... That Cristiano Ronaldo said: "(I Believe I Can Fly) is without doubt my favourite song in the world. R. Kelly is a great artist and the words to that song are a real inspiration to me"... That Lindsay Lohan has been given another acting role, according to E!: "Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October"... That Bette Midler feels Jennifer Aniston needs her dating advice: "She needs an exciting guy, like a race-car driver. I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who's going to give her a run for her money. She should find somebody who is really hot, who's not in show business. Somebody with a lot of money, and she should live the large life and forget about these a**holes. She's a great girl. She's got everything going for her"... That Janice Dickinson got drunk, went to Nobu in L.A., got more drunk, then attempted to drive home before she was intercepted by a male friend... Here are some pretty pictures of the incident - she's STILL got it... That she's also channelling Jordan - or at least, Jordan's surgeon... That, of the possibility of him taking on Katie Price now that she's split with her management team, Max Clifford said: "I can only represent people who will listen to me. I think I know her well enough to know it wouldn't work"... Max prefers the sort who haven't the ability to formulate their own opinion about boundaries... That Sir Michael Parkinson is still talking about Jade Goody: "The fact of the matter is, the only time when we saw the possibility of Jade Goody was in the one area of her life that wasn't scripted - when she got cancer and was dying. Then we saw a kid who had balls and guts. Before that, what happened to that poor kid? She was unable to control her own life by people who right now are pretending to be sad about her death - who at one point wrote terrible things about her. I didn't call her a slapper with a face like a pig like other people did. How come these people suddenly changed their mind? Because she was exploited, even in death"... That you know the story regarding Caught Out...
