That you'll find the Winehouse; Myleene Klass; Mel B; this week's usuals (Jordan/Peter/Paris Hilton); Lady GaGA; William Shatner; My Name Is Earl; Jessica Biel's talent; and Seth McFarlane lurking in today's bundle of Rumours...................... That a documentary about Amy Winehouse's time on St Lucia is in the works... According to her MySpace page, it will be a "truthful and revealing look at (Amy’s) complicated life"... It'll be Benny Hill style video with a looped backing track of Chumbawumba's only hit... That Mel B has openly declared she wants her ex, Peter Andre, to get back with Jordan: "We have all made mistakes. I know my husband Stephen has done some crazy things in the past (like murdering ducks) but I love him like mad, and he loves me. Pete should give Katie a second chance. Everyone deserves one"... That Katie Price's perfume, Stunning, has been named the worst selling celebrity scent over the last 12 months... That Myleene Klass has come one step closer to global saturation; she's to present the American version of I'm a Celebrity... That Heidi and Spencer have signed up... That My Name Is Earl has been axed after four series... That the show's creator, Greg Garcia, said: "It's hard to be too upset about being thrown off the Titanic" (AKA NBC)... That this is still cracking me up... It's the disco balls... That Paris Hilton's reps have been trying to charge Cannes event coordinators $100k for her to turn up, armed with Doug, to various parties... A source said: "No one bit. They aren't about to pay her. It's not 2002"... That Jessica Biel believes she's too beautiful to land a decent film role: "Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt... I'm in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference - but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No. I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me! But if you don't want to even see me - that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me"... That her film, Powder Blue, in which she plays a pole dancer, has gone straight to DVD... That Lady GaGa is still banging on about the time she was mistaken for a prostitute by police in Moscow's Red Square... That William Shatner is "directing and starring in a new web cartoon series called The Gavones... He says it's "a comedic Soprano family. It's the mafia in Hollywood trying to make a hit. Half the family thinks it's a murder and the other half t inks it's a movie"... That Shatner (say it quick three times) has asked friends and family to provide the voices for the pilot but hopes to enlist the likes of De Niro, Scorsese and Pesci to "guest star" in future episodes. Who needs Star Trek... That the actor who voices Cleveland in Family Guy and The Cleveland show is white... That Seth McFarlane has just purchased his own plane... That's what a four year contract worth $100million will get you... That you can follow what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
