This installment of Rumours features a large dose of my nerves; Steve Jones; the Palm d'Or winner; Boy George hooking up with Jack Tweed; Brian McFadden putting Delta Goodrem on the long finger; Kerry Katona being blanked; and Sandra Bullock knowing her limits.................... That the old breakdancing dude from Britain's Got Talent (well... all he really does is a clumsy forward roll... then again, he's in his seventies so anything's impressive), Fred Bowers, is claiming disability benefit for a "dodgy knee"... That Steve Jones has found himself fiercely popular in the States after hooking up with Hayden Panettiere... Three time's a charm (they didn't give too hoots when he gave Pamela Anderson and Halle Berry a less than covert rattling)... That, of postponing his wedding to Delta Goodrem, Brian McFadden said: "We were sitting down to try to organise the wedding and we were thinking: 'We're never going to get this wedding organised by Christmas'. I know if we don't get married, everyone is going to say there are problems because we pushed the wedding back. But we want to get married and take a nice block of time off, like three months, enjoy our families being there and have a nice honeymoon - not get married between gigs"... That's their story and they're sticking to it... That Philip Schofield requested the cancellation of another This Morning interview with Kerry Katona... A source said: "Kerry said she was looking forward to going on the show but was still aggrieved at her treatment first time round. This tipped Phil over the edge. He was furious she was bringing it up again (on her MTV show Kerry Katona: What's The Problem *cackles*). He spoke to the team and they all agreed to pull her"... That's "all" bar Fern; she doesn't give a sh*t anymore... That Boy George (charged with kidnap and assault of an escort) and Jack Tweed (done for assaulting two men; one with the aid of a golf club), who met in prison, are joining forces to "launch a club night" once Jack's released from Edmunds Hill jail, Suffolk... A source said: "At first, Jack wasn't sure but now he thinks it's a great idea. They realise it will take a lot to resurrect their careers but think they stand a better chance if they pair up". A better chance of what, exactly?... That Tony Mortimer off East 17 has lost two stone in a bid to finally launch his solo career... One of the stones dropped off his chin... That Austrian filmmaker Michael Haneke has one the Palm d'Or in Cannes for his film The White Ribbon... That Sandra Bullock said: "I won't tackle a musical. I'm not a singer. People don't want to see me in a musical. I hate them. Hate them. I do know my limits. I don't always heed them, but I know them"... There is a God... That you know the story with Caught Out...
