That this pithy knapsack of Rumours has bugger all bar Dane Bowers; Susan Boyle; Peaches; Paris; Jack Tweed; Danny Boyle and Guy Ritchie........................ That I've been up to my bits all day inputting cinema listings - hence the lack of gossip... That I'll have more offerings tomorrow (with yesterday's happenings in Paris due to grace the Features page next Wednesday to coincide with the release of Terminator Salvation. All I'll say for now is that Christian Bale is the most attractive creature I've ever had the pleasure of sitting beside)... That Dane Bowers was arrested under suspicion of DUI outside Jordan's house at 4am... He told the police the car, which wound up in a bush *sniggers*, had been stolen and Jordan would be his alibi... The keys to the car were later found on his person... That's taking the piss on another level *ducks*... That, upon his release from jail this Friday, Jack Tweed will be picked up by his friends and a load of glamour models on a party bus... That Guy Ritchie will direct a remake of Guys and Dolls... That Peaches and Paris have now been spotted partying together in London's Baroque club... That Peaches has been offered a role in a new horror film called Cross Country... The producers know people will go along in their droves to see her die in some horrible manner... That Danny Boyle is heading off to India on a quest to "rescue" the child actors of Slumdog Millionaire... That the alleged £500,000 trust fund set up for them has gone for a hop somewhere... That Cameron Frye's gaff is up for sale... That the garage doesn't come with a Ferrari... That Susan Boyle had a strop after Piers said (12-year-old) singer Shaheen Jafargholi was "the best singer in the semi-finals so far"... That Susan made a two-fingered gesture at the TV screen and cried "f*** off", before bounding off to her hotel room... A BGT spokesperson said: "Susan was watching the show in the bar with the contestants' families at first. But she was getting hassled by a journalist, so went to watch the rest of the show in a room with four friend"... That you know the story with Caught Out...
