That this steaming parcel of Rumours will bring you news of those featured on the US verson of I'm a Celebrity; Pink requesting to wear Kanye West; more from the MTV Movie Awards; Heather Mills losing her leg; and Kate Hudson being fearful of Madonna.............. That Paris Hilton was "kept away" from the rest of the cast of The Hills on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet to minimise any "cat fights"... That Audrina Patridge has denied dating Chris Pine - despite being photographed with him at various venues, ooooh, and sitting next to him at the MTV Movie Awards... When questioned about the seating arrangements and her relationship with Pine in general, Audrina said: "I can only say that I'm single, I'm single! I had no idea he was sitting there"... Pine's agent paid her to say that... That, of appearing on the American version of I'm a Celebrity, Heidi Montag said: "I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they'll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I'm as tough as anyone in the world. I'm not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I'm worried he'll push me over a cliff to get first place"... Nice... That Speidi have been threatening to leave after they learned they were being teamed with "low wattage stars" like Janice Dickenson (Lord, she loves the bush), Stephen Baldwin, American Idol's Sanjaya (remember, the dude with the hair) and Lou Diamon Philips... That Heidi said: "I wish they got some real celebrities, like K-Fed"... That Heather Mills lost her leg during a supermarket jaunt recently, and felt compelled to recount the incident via her Twitter: "Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me"... That Pink Said: "I was at Stella McCartney's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Paul McCartney and Kanye West. The entire time Kanye is going, 'They need more fur in this show'. He just wouldn't shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he's saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I'm like, 'You're an idiot!' There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he's up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur"... That's controversial... That Kate Hudson was seen fleeing Saturday's Veuve Clicquot's Manhattan Polo Classic as soon as Madonna entered the event... A source said: "I didn't even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna's ex, I'd be scared, too!"... That, of I Kissed a Girl, actual lesbian Beth Ditto said: "It's anthem for straight girls who like to turn guys on by making out or faking gay. I hate Katy Perry! I'm so offended. She's just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all"... That Billy Bob's 29-year-old daughter has been arrested on child neglect charges, "following the death of a one-year-old girl she was babysitting last October"... That you know the story with Caught Out...
