That this foetal-brained assortment of Rumours includes Michael Jackson's brood of Michaels; Madonna's new adoption project; Paris Hilton nude; and Susan Boyle's tour plans.................... That the Jordan and Peter feud is raging on in the usual way messy separations do; through the children... The Sun reports: "Glamour girl Jordan let her estranged hubby take the kids for the weekend, and was furious when he gave them back early so he could rehearse a new album... A pal said: 'Pete wants to see much more of the kids. But he's sticking to the agreement drawn up by the lawyers.' Jordan had to axe a trip to a Leona Lewis gig in London yesterday after Peter called to say he was dropping the kids off at 1pm"... That Susan Boyle insists she's well enough to partake in the pending Britain's Got Talent tour: "I'd hate to let my fans down. They put me in this amazing position and I owe it to them as a mark of thanks"... She might actually know exhaustion after 19 consecutive tour dates... That Paris Hilton's spokesperson has denied the simpHilton danced nude for businessmen in Vegas with strippers... Some bird by the name of Elizabeth Jawhary had told to Hollywoodinterrupted.com that Hilton "flew down to Vegas. We partied pretty hard. (Men would) pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked"... Jawhary also claims that, "unlike the other girls, Hilton never accepted any money for the striptease"... I'm not sure what's worse... That Michael Jackson plans to have an homage to Neverland built in Kent: "He loves bowling, so has insisted an alley be created and he's never lost his love of funfairs, so has demanded one be built in the grounds. Michael will be bringing his kids with him throughout the run (of his fabled 02 gigs). Prince Michael, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II are all under 12 years old, so should really enjoy all the rides and amusements their father will provide for them"... That they'd probably prefer names of their own... That Madonna has now turned her attentions towards a little orphan girl from Nigeria... A source told The News of The World: "She was distraught when her adoption failed in Malawi. At the time she blamed the fact that her relationship with Jesus made her look like she was going through some midlife crisis. But now she's looking at adoption centres in Nigeria and has got another female friend to make an initial approach to test the waters. She's determined not to make the same mistakes and feels that the only way to do this is to get (22-year-old) Jesus (who announced he was "just friends" with Madonna in an interview with a Brazilian TV show called Fantastico!) involved from the off"... That David Carradine's family are understandably "profoundly disturbed" after pictures of the deceased actor, hanging in his Bangkok hotel room, were published in a Thai newspaper... That you know the story with Caught Out...
