That this pile of Rumours barely contains Heather Graham's fleshy bits; Simon Cowell violating something from the 70s; Madonna swaying three Malawian judges; Kate Hudson getting a talking to by Goldie (by way of a random source); Jennifer Aniston collapsing; and the visual of Myleene Klass sticking to her bed.................................................. That Simon Cowell plans to produce a remake of Saturday Night Fever, starring Zac Efron as Tony Manero... That a source said of Robert Stigwood, who currently owns the rights to the 70s classic: "Robert was keen to get some assurances the original wouldn't be completely butchered before he agreed to the deal"... Only marginally violated.... That three judges have done a turnaround regarding Madonna's Malawian adoption... According to The Sun: "Two have already submitted reports recommending it go ahead and the third is said to be 'in complete unison with them'. The ruling is set to be announced next Sunday at Malawi's Supreme Court of Appeal. A source there said yesterday: 'The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She's off to America'"... That, given Mercy's three, someone might want to give her a hand... That we assume Madonna's adoption of a Nigerian girl has been abandoned... That, of Kate Hudson swinging out of A-Rod, a source said: "Goldie feels it's high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while. Kate's had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it's always the same pattern - she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again"... That Jennifer Aniston "collapsed" on the set of The Baster: "She frantically yelled out, 'I need a break!' She said she felt dizzy and light-headed. She's usually so calm. She rushed to her trailer to rest and collect herself, but she lost her balance and nearly keeled over. The collapse really shook Jen up. It was a wake-up call that she needs to slow down... She's upset that she's 40 and all alone. Her love life is definitely causing her sleepless nights and stress"... That she just needs a square one inside her... That, in some scraping the barrel of TV PR patter, the current presenter of I'm a Celebrity USA - Myleene Klass - got "stuck to her bed"... That she'd "sprayed herself with insect repellent that reacted with varnish on the bedposts gluing her to the frame... Hotel staff had to peel her off slowly but surely"... That hundreds of kinky sorts are gleefully discarding their array of satin ropes... That Audrina Partridge has been getting over Chris Pine by getting under one of her exes, BMX biker Corey Bohan... That Harry Potter's Jason Isaacs (he plays Malfoy senior) said: "The problem with Harry Potter is that there is so little controversy. It would be so great for the press if one of them would go off the rails and end up in rehab, but they are, actually, just really sweet guys"... That you can see more pictures of The Hangover cast at the European premiere of the film in Caught Out... You might think that's lucious flesh poking throught the slits in Heather Graham's dress, but I've been informed it is, in fact, material... Booooo... That you can see Mike's interviews here...
