This here Rumours is rife with the likes of Arnie's enterprising offspring; Max Drummey dishing the obvious; Robert Pattinson issuing an "ultimatum"; Hugh Grant behaving like a toddler; a joyful Jamie Spears; a near broke Alexa Chung/Jonathan Ross; and Leonardo DiCaprio never being mentally fulfilled by a female................. That Susan Boyle has the BGT live show producers in a flap because she keeps failing to turn up to rehearsals: "No one knows quite what Susan wants to do. We're leaving everything up to her, to make sure that she's happy and well. But the problem is that she changes her mind every two minutes"... That Simon Cowell has rented Susan an apartment, worth £2million, for her and Pebbles, while the rest of the BGT finalists/winners are put up in hotels: "Simon is looking after his prize possession. No expense will be spared to make sure she's happy and well enough to perform"... That Susan is expected to earn in the region of £8million with tours/album sales in the UK and the States... That, on top of the stress of debuting her new MTV show in America (which is set to replace the gaping hole left by TRL), Alexa Chung has been ordered to pay £30k in back taxes or face bankruptcy... That the Americans are bound to start getting pissed off with the amount of English folk "TICKING ALL THEIR (presenting) JIBS!" at some stage soon... That Arnie's teenage son threw a party in the family home for his ninth-grade classmates, and "allegedly charged $5 at the door and $15 in the VIP section"... A spokesperson for Schwarzenegger said: " It's our protocol not to comment on the governor's children so I can't confirm or deny the story. I can tell you the governor teaches his children how to be entrepreneurial and encourages them to earn their own money so they understand its value"... That, today, there are reports claiming Leonardo DiCaprio has indeed split from Bar Refaeli... That he was spotted enjoying the company of several random blondes while out in New York and LA last week: "Leo was in New York last week, he had a girl sitting on his knee and they were drinking from the same glass. He was behaving very much like a single guy. Bar is now fed up with his behaviour. They've been an item since 2006 and she wanted to see any sign of commitment from him. But he just wasn't prepared to change his ways for her"... Meanwhile, another source said: "He slipped into a club on Tenth Avenue with some male friends, trying to keep a low profile in a baseball cap. A sexy blonde very quickly caught his attention and she attached herself to him for much of the night. He left without any female company at the end of the night but the blonde headed for the exit shortly after he did"... That the BBC are expected to slash their top presenters salaries by almost 50%... That means Jonathan Ross will only be getting 3 million a year... That Jamie Spears is overjoyed that Britney has officially hooked up with her agent, Jason Trawick (probably at the prospect of the latter working for free)... That, of his marriage with Peaches Geldof, Max Drummey said in an interview: "It was totally a publicity stunt. 100%. I have Peaches on retainer. Not as my PR, as my friend. On my personal payroll. She's my friend for money. She also orchestrates publicity stunts for me. I've garnered so much amazing publicity from awesome people"... Yet few people can recall the name of his band... That Max obviously loves being portrayed as a gobsh*te; he also managed to fit this into the interview: "We're guys who have been hurt by women and I'm glad people like Chris Brown are finally taking it back and hurting women"... That Robert Pattinson has issued Kirsten Stewart with an "ultimatum": "Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn't interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move on... He's asked her to choose between him and Michael (Angarano) this summer. Robert's not willing to be strung along"... That Hugh Grant has been filmed kicking a TMZ photographer in the nads: "As Grant was leaving the Waverly Inn - a well-known celebrity and paparazzi hang-out in NY - the actor engaged the snappers in what seemed to be a little friendly banter. But when our guy tried to innocently point Grant in the right direction to get a cab, Hugh suddenly turned and put his boot right in our photog's 'groin'"... That Hugh Grant is proving to be a serial kicker; he was arrested for a similar act against a photographer in London in 2007... That Kendra Wilkinson is up the Damian, thanks to her fiance... That you know the story with Caught Out...
