This edition of Rumours has some rumblings about Philip Schofield's insisting on Holly; John Cleese coaching Stephen Fry; Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a book; and Phil Jupitus's sentiments regarding Chris Moyles................. That Susan Boyle was "axed" from performing the Liverpool leg of the BGT tour dates as she had a meltdown over the whereabouts of Pebbles: "The distressed star, 48, stood on the balcony of her eighth-floor hotel room overlooking the atrium and repeatedly bawled: 'Where's my cat?' It took half an hour for aides to sneak her out of the Liverpool hotel via a fire escape"... That Morgan Freeman has been involved in a physical relationship with his "27-year-old step-granddaughter E'dena Hines" for the past ten years... This could be discounted considering the source is the National Enquirer... A "family insider" talking to the paper said: "It's not technically incest, because they are not related by blood... [but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce (to his wife Myrna) out of open court so all the shameful facts won't become public"... That Philip Schofield is insisting that Holly Willoughbaps fills Fern Britton's shoes... A decision regarding Schofield's new This Morning co-host will be announced within the next two weeks... That Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a book about dating, saying: "I thought it was time to (cash in /) share the real story of what I've learned navigating the dating waters. Hopefully, in addition to having a good laugh, women reading this will learn from some of the hard lessons I've learnt... The book will be called The Day I Shot Cupid will have a "surprisingly wicked sense of humour as Jennifer explores the new landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical tips, from text-flirting to what men and women really want, and how to start over after a break-up"... Get under a work colleague?... That, of Chris Moyles' appearance on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Phil Jupitus said: "Chris Moyles was terrible. He knew nothing about music! Lauren Laverne is my favourite. She's such a talented presenter and knows so much"... That Stephen Fry said: "John Cleese once told me I would never be happy unless I stopped 'being so f**king polite all the time'. I have spent much of my life trying to please people, trying to be what they wanted me to be rather than what I actually wanted to be... What he meant was that I needed to stand up for myself. So I have done that. Now I consider I have reached the point where, to use my friend's immortal words, I am no longer quite as f***ing nice as I used to be. Without being rude, of course"... That you know the story with Caught Out...
