That you can expect antics from Kylie's songwriters; Ronaldo's ex; Cameron Diaz's star; Matthew McConaughey's loins; and Emma Griffiths' womb.............. Jordan paid 85 quid to have a very fetching black 'X' inked over her 'Peter' tattoo... That Peter, in an interview, has said: "I still love Kate. If you get over someone in five weeks then you didn't love them in the first place"... That, of Jordan taking over Katie Price, a random source who seems to know about all the duo's endorsements said: "Since coming out of the jungle in I'm A Celebrity, Katie has built a fantastically marketable career as Katie Price, mother of three children and a role model to young girls (?!?). In the space of five days, there is a perception she has seriously damaged that image… From being a respected self-made entrepreneur (again, ?!?), some people - young women and mothers in particular - have turned against her. Some things being written and said are fairly vitriolic - and of course companies do not want to be associated with someone the public dislike"... That Kylie Minogue has recruited songwriters/scientology enthusiasts, Xenomania, to pen songs for her new album... That Xenomania are the duo behind Girls Aloud's hits... That Christiano Ronaldo's ex-girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, said the following in an interview with Interviu Magazine (she also appears on the cover, with the surgically enhanced baps swinging about) about his tryst with Paris: "She's just another sh*g, a fling, one of many that have passed through his bed. They say she wasn't wearing any knickers. She's quite astonishing (I'm currently looking at you completely starkers on a magazine cover...) Every week another girl comes along talking about him. After dumping me I don't know how many there have been. Eighty thousand?... I wouldn't want to get back with someone with no personality. He hurt me a lot when he dumped me by text. He needs to grow up and stop what he is doing with his personal life"... That Matthew McConaughey has impregnated his girlfriend for the second time in the space of 2.5 years... That Emma Griffiths gave birth to Matt Willis's daughter over the weekend... That, of starring alongside 13-year-old Abigail Breslin in the tear/vomit ridden My Sister's Keeper, Cameron Diaz said: "I did teach Abby how to say the f-word. I taught her how to drop the f-bomb in every way possible. I said, 'You're a child in an adult's world. I can't be a child for you.' When she didn't swear, I said, 'You're starting to offend me, Abby. If you don't start swearing every three words then I will fine you.' I even told her mother that I was teaching her to swear and she said, 'It's about time'"... That Cameron got her own (um, deserved?) star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday... That you know the story with Caught Out...
