Rumours, Rumours, Rumours about Jordan defending her holidaying; Robin Wright Penn defending her husband; Rihanna doing a Katy Perry; ChrisBrown's "career"; LiamGallagher's "acting" career; and Justin Timberlake shaking his tale feather.................... That Rachel Hunter has been dumped by her pro-hockey fiance (he's 27, she's pushing 40, no further explanation necessary)... A source said: "She is absolutely devastated. Everything was in place for their wedding - she had the venue, the designer dress, the guest list. She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this. It sounds like it could be a classic case of cold feet"... Jarret, who proposed to Rachel almost a year ago, sent an email round to the guests (the likes of Michelle Pfeiffer) saying the proceedings were cancelled, but failed to mention he's a chicken skitter... That, of her husband filing for divorce every five nanoseconds, Robin Wright Penn said: "All marriages have their phases. It's life. We go through it, if we're married long enough. If you're lucky you grow and you work it out. There are a lot of chapters in our book. You have to do the work in your marriage, but it has to be laid on a strong foundation of love. We have that, and shared history deepens that foundation"... That, of acting like a complete trollop while away in Ibiza, Jordan said upon her arrival home at Gatwick: "I've had a great time and people can slate me all they like. I work hard, I'm a good mum, I'm a young woman and I'm going through a split. There's nothing wrong with going away and having a good time for a week after all I've been through"... Public scrutiny is the price of fame, Rubber Bumps, even you might've grasped that at this stage... That Liam Gallagher is going to attempt acting in a film alongside dance veteran Guru Josh, in the big screen adaptation of Powder (it's about a band "lured into a world of sex and drugs after making it big")... That 25% of you reading have let out an audible snore... That Angelina Jolie is miffed that Megan Fox is also in line to play Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider film... Executive producer, Dan Lin, said: "It is an origin story so it is a younger Lara Croft. It will have character-driven action"... Or, at the very least, 'rubber suit/micro shorts/boob tubes/guns strapped around glistening thighs' driven... That Chris Brown has hired Keri Hilson - the person who attempted to peddle Britney Spears back to the public post head-shaving - to help rebuild his career... That Hilson said: "He contacted me four or five days ago. It is unfortunate what they are going through, but I feel if you've ever had a fan base, you're really only one song away from appeasing that fan base"... 'Cause people are that fickle, apparently. We'll all forget Chris Brown is a spouse beater if he gives us something to shake our tail feathers to - especially if he actually releases his pending track entitled It's Not My Fault... That Rihanna has released a song called Te Amo; seemingly it's "KatyPerry's I Kissed a Girl - but in Spanish"... That, of Brown's 50 yard ban, the singer's attorney said: "Rihanna requested that there only be a protective order, namely that Chris be ordered not to annoy, molest, or harass her. Rihanna did not feel that a stay-away order was necessary in this case"... She'll probably get back with him now that physical contact has been verboten... That, instead of letting the world forget of their one night stand, Paris's PR have opted to remind everyone of STDs by claiming she was the one who dumped Cristiano: "He was just too uptight for her to find attractive. In the end, Paris realised their relationship (if you can call licking someone for 24 hours a relationship) simply wasn't clicking. Paris got to know him and realised he's not nearly hot enough"... That, when Lindsay Lohan attempted to shake her bones beside an inebriated Justin Timberlake in NYC's Avenue recently, "he shooed her away"... That Justin was then spotted "cozying up to an unidentified brunette partygoer", which "definitely wasn't Jessica"... A rep for Timberlake said, "I have no comment on my client's personal life"... That you know the story with Caught Out... (it's only Neil Young and the missus strolling around Dublin)
