That this installment of Rumours involves the movements of MirandaKerr's ring finger; Peter Andre; Chatelle Houghton; Mozart; a selection of Pythons; and millions of Michael Jackson fans................. That Kelly Osbourne said: "She's a Butter Face. She has everything But The Face. She reminds me of Peaches Geldof. I love LadyGaGa's tracks (especially Buh-Buh-Buh-Tah Face?) but I just wish she'd keep her mouth shut. She talks way too much and has too much attitude. It's starting to make me go off her"... That someone was holding a mirror up to Kelly at the time of the quote... That "a giant plastic sculpture of late singer Michael Jackson has been erected in a village outside Zurich, Switzerland. The statue, which stands at 12 metres high in a small field, is fashioned from four tonnes of grey and gold plastic"... That hoards of Jackson fans from England are making their way to L.A. for tomorrow's memorial concert, despite not being allocated tickets in the lottery. That only the 11,000 ticket holders will be allowed anywhere near the Staples Centre. According to assistant Police Chief Jim McDonnell, those without tickets will: "be standing in the hot sun on a city street with a lot of other people... but not within eyeshot of Staples"... That the directionless masses (apparently 1.6 million fans entered the lottery in the hopes of getting a ticket) will probably descend on the Forest Lawn cemetery, where the family are having a "private ceremony", instead... That Jordan is still insecure: she's convinced Peter Andre will hook up with Chantelle Houghton after he randomly invited her to PrincessTiaamii's birthday party over the weekend... That Miranda Kerr has turned down OrlandoBloom's second proposal of marriage... Miranda claims she's too young to wed (she's 26), while a "source close to Orlando" said he "told her he wants to marry her and will propose again this summer. If she says no, he's said it will be over"... That several Pythons, including Eric Idle, Michael Palin,Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam, will reunite "for a 'comic oratorio' based on 1979 movie Life Of Brian". Idle, speaking to The Daily Telegraph, said: "It ranges in reference from Handel, through a naughty Mozart duet, to the Festival Of Nine Carols, Bob Dylan, and the classic finale Always Look On The Bright Side of Life. Michael Palin is going to appear in drag for the first time in several years - in public anyway. Only by the scruff of their necks have I got them all performing again. Some of the other Pythons go through wives rather quickly"... That I've NO idea who he's referring to... That you know the story with Caught Out...
