That, after failing to turn up to his wife's memorial, Jack Tweed was spotted getting into a taxi with Bianca Gascoigne after larking about with her London's Movida nightclub: "Jack and Bianca were really enjoying each other's company. They chatted most of the night. I guess they have a lot in common (both attempting to make a name off the memory of another) and have the same sort of lifestyle (vacuously ligging). But they raised a few eyebrows when they left together. After all, it has only been three months since Jade died"... Another source said: "Tweed spent much of the evening sipping vodkas and dancing - he even breakdanced on his own" - that's when he wasn't chatting up Ruth Lorenzo and Diana Vickers... Movida nightclub is quite the hotspot for the desperate... That some Sex And The City Pointless Movie II "cast info" has been leaked... The producers are looking for people to fill the roles of "a 50-year-old sheikh, an Irish nanny with 'amazing breasts,' and a 'sexy' Danish male architect" *sprints off, passport clutched to "amazing breasts"*... That Emma Watson has bought a gaff in London worth £3million... The 19-year-old has invited her boyfriend of 18 months, 26-year-old JayBarrymore, to move in with her... That Lindsay Lohan refused to pay a locksmith who tried to help her get into SamanthaRonson's home... According to The Sun: "The 23-year-old star walked around the entrance of the house as the locksmith started working on the door, watched by Lindsay's pal Christy. She then found an open window and exclaimed, 'What the f***, the lock just came undone. You know what sir, we already got in, thanks. We just broke in. We just found a way in.' She then refused to pay the man's call out fee, claiming he was asking for $300. 'He's trying to charge me $300. I've paid these guys before, $80, and now he wants money for trying to get me in, he didn't do his job!' The star then offered the locksmith $20, before returning indoors and refusing to pay anything"... That one assumes Ronson knew Lohan was attempting to gain access to her home without keys... That 47-year-old Jim Carrey is set to become a grandfather: "Jane (his daughter with first wife, Melissa Womer) is ecstatic. She and Alex... are thrilled at becoming parents"... That Charlize Theron was hospitalised for a "serious stomach virus"... That Stuart Townsend said: "I was scared to death. I had no idea what was happening to her, but this is a woman who never complains, so I knew it had to be serious"... No wonder some Irish men gravitate towards foreign fillies... That Britney Spears keeled over during dress rehearsals: "She collapsed when the dancers went to put her back on her feet. She fell to the floor and landed on one of the dancer's legs... Her schedule has wreaked havoc on her body"... That JasonBateman said: "Booze was what would make me want to stay out all night and do some blow or smoke a joint or whatever, so shutting that off was key. It's like ketchup and French fries - I don't want one without the other... Do you want to continue to be great at being in your 20s, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood"... That Peter Andre Tweeted: "No plans to do a kiss-and-tell book. That's not what I'm about. Not interested in anyone; kids and work is all I care about now. Not spilling the beans on This Morning as reported"... That, when reporting of Mel Gibson starring in a film directed by Jodie Foster, Mike went for the obvious headline... That you know the story with Caught Out...
