That today's quivering mass of Rumours focuses on Alan Carr and JLC's break up; Janet Jackson being a possible custodian; the BBC's quest to put older fillies out to pasture; and Common being into the mucle more than we previously thought.................. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are gunning for a sequel to Mr and Mrs Smith, so it can reignite their lust for each other: "They're hoping lightning will strike twice and they can re-spark the magnetism that captivated them five years ago. It's no secret that relationship-wise, Brad and Angie are on the ropes. The stress of raising six kids and juggling two red-hot careers is wearing them down"... That, of the film, Angelina recently said: "I definitely want the kids to see it when they’re older. Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love!"... That did not please Jennifer Aniston... something about her still being married to Brad at the time... That the BBC are continuing with the middle-aged broadcaster cull; Fearne Cotton has been given JoWhiley's radio slot... That Edith Bowman wasn't safe either; her radio slot has "gone to 23-year-old Greg James"... That certain 2FM broadcasters should be quaking in their boots, but us Irish don't like change, it would seem... That Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins have parted ways, which means no more Sunday Night Project... A source told The Sun: "Alan and Justin have loved the Sunday Night Project, but the time has come to go their separate ways. Alan was the one to first say he didn't want to do any more - he's moving on to bigger things"... Alan is due to film 20 more episodes of Chatty Man, while Justin will continue to work with Sky (AKA provide sh*te voiceovers for Oops TV. On the upside, we don't have to look at him) and ITV2... As long as JLC isn't pressing his moobs up against some poor unfortunate, and tossing his frighteningly piebald hair on terrestrial telly, I'm happy... That Janet Jackson could be awarded custody of Michael's three kids: "All three want Janet to read to them at night. They just melt into her arms when she walks into the house... Janet has completely bonded with those children in the last two weeks," the friend continues. She has been their rock. It's clear to everyone that they are looking to her for comfort and guidance... Janet is not only willing to raise those children, she is also the only relative who knows how to protect them. Janet knows the value of a private life and knows how to keep her personal life out of the news. She is determined to do that for Michael's children. She is saying that he would want no less for them, pointing out how far he went to shelter them"... That Common is dating Serena Williams... They were spotted canoodling in Central Park during the week... To quote Mike, "I wonder who's the butch there?"... That you know the story with Caught Out...
