Expect steaming hot Rumours regarding MichaelJackson's love child; StephenBaldwin's bank account; Madonna's helpfulness; Jordan's tear ducts; the Lady being GaGa; and SethRogan's less than impressive retort to the crew of Entourage................ That Joe Jackson went on Larry King last night and said he "never beat Michael"... That Michael Jackson has a 25-year-old love child called Omer Bhatti, thanks to a "one night stand"... That Bhatti has enjoyed regular contact with Michael since he was 12 and bears "an uncanny likeness to Prince Michael II"... Omer was pictured sitting in the front row during the Jackson memorial and has plans to "make a name for himself in the world of rap and hip-hop, promoting himself under the stage name O-Bee"... That Michael died almost a month ago and still hasn't been buried... That Madonna has "declined" to be interview by French police investigators regarding last week's fatal stage collapse... That's helpful... That both The Sun and The Mirror went with the headlines like "Katie Price reveals she hasn't cried since marriage split with Peter Andre", confirming the tears sprung during the Piers Morgan interview were fake... That Jordan attempted to have a night out clubbing with Dane Bowers but it ended with him getting into a spot of bother: "Security didn't know who he was. So Dane got heated and as a result was kicked out"... That it turns out one of the "friends" Lily Allen went out with, to get over her Mercury Prize nomination snub, was only Damien Hirst... That it takes one to know one... That Lady GaGa, when she's not dressing as a muppet, is posting such sentiments as "In every minute of the day, the truth is that I'm dead, until I'm here on stage, with you, then I'm alive instead" on Twitter... That, of Knocked Up getting a ribbing on an upcoming episode of Entourage, Seth Rogan said: "Yeah, those guys are assholes. I actually ran into Matt... Kevin Dillon in a Starbucks. And he's like 'You know, I've got to kind of apologize because apparently the guy who created our show doesn't like you so much.' And I said 'Well, I have reason to believe because I think (producer) Doug Ellin is a moron from all I can understand so it makes sense he doesn't like me.' And I've kind of said some disparaging things about the show. Although in our defense, (producer) Mark Wahlberg called us misogynistic in an interview, so I think they kind of started that. It's on. Luckily I never have and never plan on watching Entourage"... That Stephen Baldwin has filed for bankruptcy... That, of ZacEfron's dinner date with Megan Fox, a source said: "Vanessa feels humiliated by what she perceives to be Zac cheating on her. It stings so much more because Megan is one of the hottest women on the planet. Vanessa demanded Zac cut all ties with Megan and swore if he didn't, they were finished… He swears he only went to meet with Megan to discuss the possibility of working together in the future. But Vanessa's not stupid - she knows Megan was making a play for Zac"... That Angela's Ashes author, FrankMcCourt, said on his deathbed: "Scatter my ashes on the Shannon." That he had wildly romantic notions until the end... That you know the story with Caught Out...
