Today's Rumours features such names as Kelis; Nas; Alesha Dixon; Arlene Philips; Gwynnie being inapropriate with Ben and Jen Affleck; the Queen; Michael Jackson; aaaaaaaand Paris Hilton................................. That Universal Studios have received a request for a private screening of Bruno in Balmoral this weekend... That the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are believed to be at the royal retreat at the minute... That, of being "struck" by Jude Law outside London's Automat on Wednesday night, the female paparazzi in question told The Sun newspaper: "He hit me full on the face, it was a real stinger, it was very sore"... That, if pictures are to be believed, he more clipped the back of her head... The Sun failed to mention this... A rep for Jude said: "This is all nonsense. Last night's incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologised and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading"... That Kelis has given birth to a baby boy... That a court has ordered that her ex-husband/father of her newborn, Nas, is to pay her over $44,000 a month in child support... That's a f*** load of Bepanthen... That the BBC are beginning to fret about the public backlash regarding the "letting go" of Arlene Philips... That Strictly judge Len Goodman (one of the three male judges who still have their jobs) said of 30-year-old Alesha Dixon replacing 66-year-old Arlene: "It sort of changes the whole dynamic of the panel maybe, which is a little bit scary. I hope the BBC are not trying to introduce a younger audience. I would imagine the show attracts an older audience to what you get on The X Factor. I hope it does not affect the fan base"... That doesn't mean Len's concerned enough to leave the show himself... That Paris Hilton said: "My mom and Michael (Jackson) went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name"... That Paris Jr. will be even more proud when she sees a certain movie named after her... That Dr. Conrad Murray is "now officially the target of a manslaughter investigation into the death of Michael Jackson"... That Gwyneth Paltrow has boundary issues, according to Fox News: "Ben (Affleck) and Jen (nifer Garner) got one of Gwyneth's famous notes this year just after Seraphina was born. It was very nice, but it was a little too personal. Gwyneth made sure to mention how she was happy that Ben was finally creating the family he had always wanted, a family which the two of them discussed in depth when they were dating. It just rubs Jen the wrong way. Jen will always allow Ben to have contact and friendship with Gwyneth. But she doesn't always like it"... That Affleck recently said: "raising a family takes precedence over acting work"... That's handy... That you know the story with Caught Out...
