That today's Rumours will mostly include Chris Brown and Rihanna staying in the same hotel; Taylor Swift persuing Jack White; Megan Fox continuing her persuit of Zac Efron; Diversity being dropped; and Kerry Katona momentarily coming to her senses............. That Robert Pattinson had this to say regarding the whereabouts of his motor in LA: "I don't even remember where I left my car. It's probably been towed away by now. It's upsetting because it was the first car I ever bought. It made me feel like a man, buying a car"... That's not attractive... That professional dancer Debbie Moore, a friend of Arlene Philips, said: "I'm really angry she's being treated like this. She loved the show and said it was the best thing she’s ever done. Replacing her with Alesha Dixon doesn't make sense. Arlene is a world-class choreographer. If they wanted Alesha, they should have got rid of one of the men. The BBC are going to alienate the existing viewers. Plus younger people aren't going to tune in because of Alesha. They're off out when the show's on"... That Kerry Katona has dumped her husband Mark Croft again: "Kerry knows what she has to do now. She has cancelled any access he has to her bank accounts and stopped all payments for his pride and joy - the cars. He'll be broke in a couple of months, or at least that's what everyone hopes"... That Megan Fox has given her new movie, Jennifer's Body, a ringing endorsement by saying: "There are no robots to distract you from whatever performance I give, so if it's terrible you will know"... That, when asked who she'd feast upon if she were a "literal man-eater", Fox (predictably) said: "Zac Efron. I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake"... That Vanessa Hudgens might be able to confirm that, Megan. Once she's stopped spitting rage... That Simon Cowell has dropped BGT winners Diversity: "Simon isn't going to sign Diversity. He's a music manager and his talent is turning people into singing stars... Simon promised to sign Susan (Boyle) - whether or not she won the show. Diversity need specialist people who can help them develop"... That Simon clearly hasn't got the money to pay someone to help the dance troupe to develop... That, two months ago, Diversity had it all, including a support slot for Michael Jackson's O2 gigs... That Taylor Swift wants to duet with Jack White: "I'd love to play with Jack White because he's awesome. I love his style. I love his writing and I think he's an amazing player too, so any kind of collaboration there would be really awesome"... That Alison Mosshart must be feeling super cool right about now... That both Rihanna and Chris Brown stayed in Trump International Hotel and Tower in NYC over the weekend... While some sources say the pair spent the weekend together, others are saying: "Brown, 20, is understood to have checked out of the hotel on Saturday, with one of his entourage claiming his decision was because 'Rihanna had checked in'"... That Rihanna makes me weep for my gender... That Evangeline Lily and Dominic Monaghan have decided to get engaged again... That Tom Jones has a problem with his pipes... The singer is currently suffering from "viral bronchitis"... That you know the story with Caught Out...
