That this raging furnace of Rumours includes stories of Jordan's womb; Sharon Osbourne walking; Michael Jackson becoming a diamond; David embarassing Victoria; a mass murderer trying to befriend Phil Spector; Bryce Dallas Howard going vamp; and Brad Pitt sucking on a cold one............... That Coldplay will appear in The Simpsons... That Homer hires them to play for him after he wins the lottery... Yep, of all the rock bands in the world, Homer chooses Coldplay... That Sharon Osbourne and Richard Madeley have pulled out of appearing on Strictly Come Dancing after their wages were cut by the same woman who decided Arlene Philips was no longer required - one Ms Jay Hunt: "Jay has no idea how to finesse a situation, especially with talent, and there's a lot of disquiet... Sharon is a serious player in America's Got Talent but what the BBC finally offered was ridiculous. And what happened to Arlene was a disgrace"... That Michael Jackson's charred hair is being turned into diamonds... That the producer of Jackson's 1984 Pepsi advert "threw his Armani jacket over Jackson's head to help extinguish the flames. As Jackson was being rushed off the set and to the hospital, (Ralph) Cohen instinctively picked up the charred hair and put it in his pocket - where it remained undisturbed for 25 years until Jackson's death last month. It will now be turned into diamonds by Chicago-based LifeGem, the world's first purveyor of diamond memorials created from the carbon"... That Amy Winehouse was visited by the spirit of Michael Jackson during a trip to a medium: "Amy heard Michael's voice telling her if she didn't sort herself out, she'd lose everything"... That Charles Manson has been attempting contact with Phil Spector in prison: "I think Manson wants to glean some musical advice from Phil, who was a '60s music god with his 'Wall of Sound'. But Phil's like, 'I used to pick up the phone and it was John Lennon or Celine Dion or Tina Turner, and now Charles Manson is trying to get a hold of me!'"... That Tony Romo left this message with the security team guarding his gated community: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN.... JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS"... That Victoria Beckham is morto over her husband's antics on the pitch in LA: "Victoria works hard on the image of 'Brand Beckham'... She has always been eager to promote them as the perfect couple. David arguing with fans doesn't really fit in with that image and she was embarrassed"... That David's finally getting revenge for Golden Balls... That Jordan is intent on having more kids: "I'm a family girl. I certainly didn't want my family to be broken up but it's not going to stop me having more kids. I know I want more. I don't think I'll ever need to go down the route of artificial insemination or adoption. I think I'm half-decent looking enough to be able to find someone. I've got two gay friends so if I really want a baby I'll have one with one of them! They're good-looking guys and I know they would have a baby with me"... That, of Pete dumping her right before the release of his album, Jordan said: "The only thing I question is that he has an album out soon and if it's all about me and him not getting on, how would he be promoting his album if he was still happily married to me? It feels like he was waiting for an excuse to end it"... That, as part of his "please forgive me (and buy my records)" campaign, Chris Brown has now been photographed with two female police officers... That Bryce Dallas Howard is to take on the role of Victoria in the next Twilight film, as Rachelle Lefevre has fallen foul of the dreaded "scheduling conflict"... That Howard's make up at the Parisian premiere of Terminator Salvation swung Twilight's casting agent... That Brad Pitt got a wee bit pishy wishey wooed at the German premiere of Inglourious Basterds... That you know the story with Caught Out...
