That Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher got twisted on an 11-hour plane jaunt to Japan, in which they "swore and shouted" and were repeatedly told to "calm down" by the stewards... A Sun source said: "They did not care about the other passengers. They were in a world of their own. They were already well-oiled by the time they came on board. There is obviously a different set of rules for celebrities"... That the cabin crew had been told to "keep those two apart" by their respective management, but like always attracts like... That Lily's somehow managed to find time to design her own range of tasteful jewellery... That someone in the X Factor camp said of the BBC's 'Arlene booted from Strictly' debacle: "X Factor think it's funny they've brought in Alesha to attract younger viewers. Most young people aren't drawn to ballroom dancing. Nothing will change that"... Not even 81-year-old Bruce Forsythe... That, of trying to shock his daughter off drugs, Mitch Winehouse said: "I was at me wits end. I just didn't know which way to turn. I'd tried everything. I pretended I was seriously ill and even got our doctor to tell Amy that I was dying. Once I even started screaming and said I was having a heart attack, but it didn't work. Amy's not stupid and she wanted to see my medical records proving I was actually ill"... Is it any wonder Amy's f***ed in the head... That Rihanna has been in close proximity with Chris Brown again, this time across the road from each other, eating in DIFFERENT restaurants on Broadway *gasps*... That, of being entrusted with a human life 14 years ago (that being the birth of Lourdes), Madonna said: "I suddenly realized that I spent my entire life worrying only about myself and soon I'll be responsible for the life of another person. I started seeing that being rich and famous is not the end of the road, but only the beginning"... That Jordan's new (ghost-written) book has been sent to number one in the Waterstones chart after selling "20,423 copies in its first week"... Is it any wonder Hitler rose to power so easily... That I'm off to Edinburgh for the next couple of days to celebrate a friend's wedding, so Alicia will be bringing you your gossip... That I've been amusing myself for most of the morning by reading reviews for the hotel we're staying in... Jasmina from Croatia says: "My friends asked why there was no meat (salamy?) for breakfast", while a couple from the UK, who wish to remain anonymous, offered: "Our bathroom was not very clean and had a very uncomfortable aroma"... The most helpful review comes from Nicola (she hails from somewhere called "Ullapool" in England), who said it was "Comfortable and central" but, as a downside, "Beside the bed stunk of sick"... That I hope you all enjoy your bank hollier weekend! That you know the story with Caught Out...
