That Jack Tweed has taken to hosting orgies in his new bachelor pad... That his neighbours now want him ejected from their gated community if he has anymore "sex parties"... According to The Sun: "Jack, 22 - who has no pictures of Jade in the house - hosted his first orgy last Sunday. Glamour girls Sam Grierson, 24, Roxy Townsend, 21, and Biannca Legg, 26, romped with his pals while he looked on. But the second seedy party hosted by Jack - whose wife died of cancer in March - was the final straw for neighbours in swanky Repton Park, Essex"... A source said: "Jack was between two girls in the hall when police arrived and the house was a den of sex. In every room people were doing it. It was like a brothel"... That Mark Lester, "a close pal of Michael Jackson" is now claiming to be the father of Paris: "Paris is very pale, with blue eyes. All my daughters, apart from my eldest, are fair with blue eyes. So many people have commented on how alike the girls look"... That Lester says he donated sperm a few years back, with Uri Gellar recently chiming in: "As a close friend of Mark, I respect his own situation to reveal this information at this time. I knew it all along simply because Michael told me"... That Katherine Jackson's lawyer said: "These genetic lottery attempts aren't going anywhere. They have no legal standing. They may seek 5 seconds of fame but the claims have no merit"... That Jackson has finally been buried - in an undisclosed grave at the Forest Lawn Cemetery, in the Hollywood Hills. A source at the cemetery said: "Michael has already been laid to rest, but other than the Jackson family and the management at Forest Lawn, no one knows the exact spot. Staff at the cemetery have been fed several different locations, it's as if they are hoping to confuse everyone so it can't leak out"... That Victoria Beckham's debut as a "guest" judge on American Idol in Denver over the weekend was predictably "icy and wooden"... That James Corden requested a body double for a nude bum shot scene in Gulliver's Travels... That's wise... That Peter Andre's single, Behind Closed Doors, is bound for the number one spot... Hopefully that'll stop him saying stuff like: "When Elton, Rod and people like that were signed up they had seven-album deals. It will take me two or three credible albums to be mentioned in the same breath but that's what I aspire to. I believe I can do what Robbie Williams did. People gave Robbie s*** for being the fat kid from Take That when he was doing Freedom. He felt how I feel now"... When he's done hawking his single, Peter's due to write a cook book, and has been given £1.5million for his troubles: "It will start with barbecue food - which all men will love - and ways to spruce up a juicy piece of meat. Then it will have delicious pastas and soups. Trust Pete to keep it authentic with some old Greek family recipes that his fans won’t be able to resist. He’s even considering having a wok section with oriental recipes inspired from his recent trip to Asia"... 'Cause a quick holiday in Asia is enough to qualify a celebrity to be a book-wielding culinary mastermind... That Heidi Montag decided to bring along a copy of Playboy to the LA premiere of G.I.JOE: The Rise of Cobra... It's anybody's guess why... That Amy Nuttal said of Emmerdale bosses: "I was kind of told that if you do this you will get bigger and better storylines. They said that the more attention you got, the bigger the character would grow, therefore there would be more to do. And so I kind of thought, 'Oh well...in that case'. I wouldn't say there was pressure to do it but I certainly was young and naive because I was just 18 when I started in 'Emmerdale'"... That Pixie Geldof is launching a pop career - once she cops herself on: "Pixie has a great voice and is a genuine talent (unlike some). But she is known for her late-night partying and is considered too much of a risk at the moment. If she can prove she can behave and have a few early nights she will be snapped up"... That Richard Hammond was involved in another car crash over the weekend... Thankfully it wasn't life threatening, he just rear ended the car in front of him while driving about Gloucester in his "£110,000 Morgan Aeromax"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
