Rumours about Cheryl Cole's hair; someone from Twilight sucking face with someone from Gossip Girl; Pattinson loving Miley's pole work; Gerard Butler living up to expectation; Spencer being a Pratt; and another mad yoke claiming parentage to Michael Jackson's kids....................... That Jordan "ruined" her make up artist and his lover's nuptial renewal ceremony by repeatedly miming Whitney Houston's I Have Nothing... A wedding guest speaking to The Sun said: "The woman is insane. She said she wouldn't sing live because there were too many c***s there who would enjoy hearing her sing off key. She said we were all c***s. Then she said Peter was a f***ing a***hole'. People were walking out. She ruined everything. The couple had their first dance to her miming, but the song did not come on and she was singing to herself"... According to the paper "Jordan, 31, performed Whitney Houston's I Have Nothing twice more before security led her off. Lover Alex Reid, 34, was said to look 'hurt'"... What they meant to say was that he looked "pained"... That, as mentioned yesterday, Peter Andre's single Behind Closed Doors is selling rapidly and will be number 1 in the UK on Sunday... Having listened to Beyond Closed Doors, that's where it should remain... That Robert Pattinson was so beguiled by Miley Cyrus's wholly appropriate pole dancing routine at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards that he demaned a private meeting after the 16-year-old's performance: "Miley was a bit surprised Rob asked to see her - he's one of the most soughtafter men in Hollywood. But she couldn't stop talking about him - and he couldn't keep his eyes off her after her pole dance. While it was maybe inappropriate for a children's show, he loved it.Anyway, age isn't an issue as Miley's last boyfriend was 20. So, let's see what happens when they call each other and get together". That Twilight's Ashley Green was spotted kissing Gossip Girl's Chase Crawford in a car the morning after the Teen Choice Awards... That nude pictures of Ashley are currently circulating the internet... That, when Dizzee Rascal met Prince Harry backstage at a gig, the former said: "'If you weren't royalty, I'd have punched you in the face by now', and he seemed to like that. He's a naughty boy, so he fits in"... That Natalie Imbruglia's quest to clamber to the top of the charts isn't going down too well with her "friends", one of which has said: "Some of the decisions she has made... have been driven by a desire to emulate the success of Kylie Minogue. But that isn't going to happen. She's leaping from boyfriend to boyfriend as each brings with it a few pars in the press. There's a madness to her behaviour"... And a jealousy to yours... That a "friend" of Mischa Barton said: "She is on the verge of another breakdown - one I think could be even more serious than the last one. She cries for no reason"... That drink and drug binges do that to you... That Gerard Butler said: "I couldn't actually tell [what kind of woman I want] because it's different in each woman. Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman"... That Cheryl Cole has died her hair red: "I've always loved red hair and it's the only colour I actually haven't been. I kind of had one of those moments where I really wanted change. I needed a change. I had one of those days where I was like, 'I wanna do it and I wanna do it now', and I did it the next day. I'm glad I did it, I really like it"... That Nicola Roberts will be most pleased... That, of his wife's Playboy shoot, Spencer Pratt said: "[The photos are] beautiful art. Not, like, Picasso art - real beautiful art, you know what I'm saying?... We brought in Matthew Rolston, who is a very well-known, amazing photographer. So, it's more art… See her powerful curves. They are powerful! It's an honour. I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!"... That Spencer's messiah complex has reached "God" level... That a woman called Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise is claiming to be the mother of all of Michael Jackson's kids and Tom Cruise's adopted son, Connor... TMZ reports: "Claire alleges Connor Cruise is her son with Jackson - but they gave him to Tom and then-wife Nicole Kidman because MJ 'did not want his own child because of the color of his skin.' Claire also claims she conceived Jackson's three children with three different men - none of them Michael - and the embryos were 'safely removed' from her body and given to surrogates to carry to term"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
