All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Jason Priestly is finally the age he's looked since 1990 (that being 40)... That Macaulay Culkin is the latest person suspected of siring one of Michael Jackson's children: "The 'Home Alone' star - who became friends with Michael in 1990, when he was just 10 years old - reportedly donated sperm to create Prince Michael II, known as Blanket. Blanket was born in 2002 to an unknown surrogate mother, when Macaulay was 22 years old"... That Jordan spent the weekend with her prospective in-laws, AKA the couple that sprung Alex Reid into the world. According to tabloids she: "ate a takeaway curry, watched the X Factor and stunned everyone - by drinking tea"... A source told The Sun: "The whole family loves Katie. She does not drink, only when she goes out which is not as often as people think"... Just as often as she gets her t*ts AAAAAAAHHHT... That Paris Hilton infiltrated Doug Reinheardt's home to leave life sized portraits of herself around the place... E! "reports": "Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.'s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don't exactly think she got Dougie's permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover"... That Vernon Kay said: "I was at a gig with my little brother and Liam Gallagher was backstage. I shouted over, 'Liam, are you wearing fake tan?', and he got up, swaggered up to me and said, 'No, I'm f**king not' and walked off. I thought he was going to hit me"... That Will Young is going to help Cheryl Cole choose the finalists for her allotted X Factor group... According to sources, this "suggests that Cole's category is the boys, aged between 16 and 25"... That Charlie Brooker's write up regarding X Factor in Saturday's edition of The Guardian's Guide (the opening paragraphs of which, I suspect, took him the entire week to write such was their perfection) could not have been more appropriate... Where's the foreplay gone?!... That various sites are reporting on George Clooney's "car accident"... That he got his hand momentarily caught in a car door while leaving his lakeside villa in Italy... That I promise to come across with multiple pieces of gossip tomorrow, when the shock of being encased under a perennial shroud of cloud numbs me sufficiently into submission and/or I finally get through my email... That the story is presumably still the same with Caught Out...