That Woody Allen wants France's First Lady, Carla Bruni, to star in his next film. Woody said: "I would like to work with Carla Bruni. I'm sure she would be wonderful. She has charisma and she performs, so she's not unknown to an audience, and I would cast her in many different ways... I can assure people it would cause no problems with President Sarkozy, or with the image of France"... That, of turning 30, Pete Doherty said: "I had this bash in Paris and it was an absolute disgrace. I just made a bit of an idiot out of myself. We had a right old knees-up. I don't even know exactly what happened but I ended up trying to throw myself off the top of the hotel. I wasn't happy at all about being 30... I don't normally drink that heavily (?!). But I went through a bottle of vodka. They presented me with this cake and I pushed it in the chef's face who'd just made it for me. Then the chef and the security guards were chasing me around. I think I escaped unscathed. It was hilarious. I had a great night"... That, of Sid Vicious, Danny Dyer said: "The fascinating thing about Sid Vicious is he was useless. He was an idea, an image. He couldn't play a guitar or sing. He was called Vicious but he wasn't - he was a really sensitive soul. The only footage of him is on stage smothered in blood with a guitar in his hand. The only interviews he ever gave was when he was off his head. I think he is a mystery"... That Dyer is currently playing Sid Vicious in a play somewhere at the minute... That Noel Gallagher is to give a "tell all" interview to Piers Morgan... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
