That Jordan and Peter are now divorced... Their three-year marriage came to an official halt "in a little more than a minute" earlier today in some UK based courtroom, and neither parties were present... They were both too busy organising ghostwriters for their "Divorce Survival Guide"... That Amy Winehouse has been caught in the scratcher with her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, by her dad, Mitch: "The former cabbie, 58 - who suffers with heart problems and high blood pressure - threw Blake out of her home at Hadley Wood, North London, and allegedly threatened to 'punch his lights out'... That Sean Penn's new girlfriend is Sports Illustrated model Jessica White... That plots close to Michael Jackson's grave have skyrocketed in price. According to The Mirror: "entrepreneurial geniuses who already own plots near Jacko are putting their existing crypts on the market, with one attempting to flog a double unit for $34,000"... That Jermaine Jackson has chosen Chris Brown to be amongst the headliners of an MJ tribute gig due to take place (bizarrely) in Vienna: "Brown, who was given community service after admitting beating up former girlfriend Rihanna in February, will be joined by Mary J. Blige, Natalie Cole and Sister Sledge at the September 26 show"... Of choosing Schoenbrunn Palace in the Austrian capital as the venue, a source close to Jermaine said it was because "his brother 'loved castels', and because Jermaine was impressed with how a smaller tribute held in July outside a mothballed nuclear power plant was organised"... Right so... That Janet Jackson, meanwhile, is busy rehearsing for her tribute to her brother which is due to take place at this weekend's MTV Video Music Awards: "According to Kryiss Grant, one of the dancers involved (who was also an usher at MJ's burial), some rehearsals have lasted 15 hours a day. Once Janet is finished honoring her brother, Grant says 'there won't be a dry eye in the house'"... That a cousin of Leona Lewis's has been incarcerated for burglary... That the 27-year-old "was said to have attacked three men during the burglary in April"... He's been sentenced to six years... That Danielle Lloyd's breasts have made her a part owner of a pad worth £2million... The three of them have bought the flat with their footballer boyfriend, Jamie O'Hara... A source said: "After the nightclub attack Danielle (where she go thrown across a table by two girls, which resulted in a severely gashed leg) realised she wasn't interested in constant clubbing anymore. She wants a family with Jamie. They are deeply in love and will marry. This house is the first step to a quiet life"... That Eddie Irvine had to pull out of attending the "first annual Ferrari Hamptons Rally" cause he hit the booze too hard the night beforehand... He was due to drive "organizer Nathaniel Christian'sbrand-new, 12-cylinder, 599 GTB Ferrari in a loop from Georgica to Sag Harbor, then to Southampton and back. But Irvine begged off, explaining he'd been partying into the wee hours"... He stood up his driver, who waited from 8am to 11.00am at his hotel in Manhattan... That, of his choice of female presenter for Top Gear, (39-year-old) Richard Hammond said: "If we had to have a female co-host, I think we’d all choose Angelina Jolie. She's the anti-Jennifer Aniston, who gets right on my t*ts. Aniston's a well-polished chick, but Angelina has a Land Rover and guns (such is the length of Hammond's hair it's started infiltrating his brain, making him think he's a 16-year-old from Philly). She'd be ideal for Top Gear, but I'd just keep fainting. She's utterly, utterly gorgeous"... Jeremy Clarkson, however, was a bit more realistic: "How we work, a girl would be a disaster. If a girl came in and we started taking the p*ss out of her, it may look like bullying"... That you know the situation with Caught Out...
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