Rumours about Jennifer Lopez's thoughts on Joe Jackson's choice of MTV VMA date; Charlize Theron's cupboard foibles; Jordan's scar tissue; Megan Fox's murderous inclinations ('cause that's sexy); Jude Law's unborn daughter making a couple hundred grand from beyond the womb; and George Clooney's rectum........................................ That Bruce Willis doesn't like being touched: "Hanging out with sexy new wife Ema Heming, Bruce was headed to see the Erin Wasson show (at New York Fashion Week) and passing time by having a few drinks in the lounge. He was in a corner by the bar when several women noticed him. A few of the women snapped photos with their camera phones and Bruce was gracious, smiling for some of the shots. Then one fan got too close and poked the action star in the shoulder, as a way of greeting him. Bruce was furious at the stranger. He was visibly angry, leaned in very close to her and put his finger right in her face. He then said, 'Don't you EVER touch me, understand?' The fan appeared shocked and frightened. Bruce then told his posse and said, 'I need to leave.' And with that, slipped into the backstage area of the show"... That the usual suspects turned up at the Marc Jacobs show at New York Fashion Week... Mr. Jacobs looked suitably impressed with the turn out... That Robbie Williams girlfriend plans to get even further from the UK by moving to Australia: "Ayda told me she had kind of a psychic feeling she'd end up in Australia. I'm thinking of coming down there. I have been looking for places out in the outback, maybe a farm... That's definitely on the agenda. Little monkeys running around. It's about time. I've had a good innings. Life feels an awful lot different"... That Charlize Theron said: "I have a serious problem, it's a real disease and millions of people actually suffer from this, it's an obsessive compulsive disorder. I have a bit of it. I don't do counting or any of that stuff, but I have a real thing about chaos. I am good with chaos, I just don't like it when chaos is hidden. I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in cabinets and closing the door. You can't. I really, really lie in bed and [am] not able to sleep because I think, 'I saw something in that cabinet that just shouldn't be there'"... That Jordan plans to have her sixth boob job, bringing her to a DD, in the hopes it will "annoy" Pete... That she told friends: "This will show Pete - at last I get to be the real me"... Bigger than necessary, fake and full of shit?... That the mother of Jude Law's unborn daughter, which is due on October 6th - the same day Law makes his Broadway stage debut - has been offered magazine and newspaper deals "ranging up to $200k for the interview and baby photos"... A source said: "The irony of the timing for the interview is not lost on her... She will talk openly about her relationship with Jude - and he's not getting rave reviews for his behavior. While Jude has promised to provide for Sophia, Samantha doesn't feel like his behavior towards her was entirely chivalrous"... That's generally what happens when you sleep with a movie star after he picks you up outside a club at closing time... That, of Joe Jackson's choice of date at the MTV VMAs, the New York Post reports: "Jackson arrived at Radio City Music Hall with a singer known as Taina. But Jennifer Lopez was not amused when Jackson introduced her to his date, who was wearing an eye-popping dress. As they took their seats, J.Lo was spotted giving Marc Anthony a look as if to say: 'What is Joe doing?' Other guests at the awards said they were surprised Jackson chose to bring the busty singer rather than wife Catherine to see Janet's tribute performance to his son. One said: 'It was a night to honor Michael. Some people thought it was strange he brought a singer as his date. There's a time to work the media, and there's a time to stay quiet and respectful'"... That Megan Fox said: "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian (David Silver Austin Green), 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave'. I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure"... That George Clooney said: "I'd rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page"...
