That David Hasselhoff has traumatised his daughters further by getting himself hospitalised through alcohol abuse... TMZ reports: "Hayley Hasselhoff - who was at home with David - called her mother Pamela, claiming David was extremely drunk. One of Pamela's friends called 911, paramedics arrived at the family's home in Encino and took him to the hospital"... This is the second time this year Hayley's had to baby sit her father: "A very similar incident happened in May of this year. David collapsed with suspected alcohol poisoning and Hayley had to keep slapping his face to stop him from drifting away, fearing he was going to die. Again she called mum Pamela, who got him to hospital"... That Michael Jackson's 25-year-old lovechild, Omer Bhatti, will play the singer in an upcoming biopic... That, of the public's reaction to her Strictly Come Dancing judging debut, Alesha Dixon said: "I am not a quitter. It's not in my nature to consider quitting. We are just starting on a long road and I know I can help make the path smoother for some of the celebs" That the viewers have been complaining on the BBC website about some of the comments Alesha imparted to the contestants; like the critique she gave Lynda Bellingham: "One words. Fierce"... That Lindsay Lohan's "friends and family" are "planning on staging an intervention to get her back in rehab for the fourth time"... That Lindsay's actions have been cause for concern; she was kicked out of New York's Bowery Hotel over the weekend for "throwing a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend's (that being Sam Ronson) door... The only problem was, she threw that tray at the wrong door. As a result Lindsay was kicked out of the posh hotel, with authorities escorting her off the premises"... That Robbie Williams will team up with Take That for a one-off performance in aid of Children in Need... Robbie said: "Yes, something is finally going to happen. Me and Gary have been hanging out a lot lately, talking things over. It's been absolutely amazing. I've always wanted to be in a band ever since we split"... That, of the rumours they've split, Ronnie Wood's 20-year-old lover, Ekaterina Ivanova, said: "We are still together and happy. Nothing's happened. You don't even know anything about us, how dare you presume such things. You don't need to be sorry about anything, we are both still together and happy. We haven't left each other's side for weeks, the papers are full of lies. I don't know who's making them up. It's f**king nuts..." That you can see what other celebraddies are up to in Caught Out...