That, since Disney chief executive Dick Cook left his job last week, Johnny Depp's reconsidering his involvement in the new Pirates of The Caribbean film, On Stranger Tides: "There's a fissure, a crack in my enthusiasm at the moment... (Dick) is the utmost gentleman, so he made the call himself. He didn't give me a reason. I didn't see this coming. There was no reason to see this coming. He's instantly trustworthy. And you generally don't meet people at the studios you trust. He's a rare beast"... That, of horsing into the Botox a while back, Dannii Minogue said of the time: "My sister was sick, then my best friend died soon after - I felt I'd been hit by a wave. I couldn't deal with the stress. I couldn't deal with having to look at my face. It was a personal thing of having to get through a lot of sadness. At first, it was something fun I tried, then it became a necessity. I don't need Botox now and don't want it. Life is just so different now. I'm in such an incredible place"... That David Hasselhoff's reps are now denying reports the actor was hospitalised due to alcohol, after being found in a severely inebriated state by his daughter, Hayley.. His attorney, Mel Goldsman, said: "David was being treated for an inner ear infection and had a bad reaction to his medication over the weekend. He lost his equilibrium and it left him dizzy". Much like the time he was seen bullets, being wheeled about Heathrow on a trolley (with a damp patch on his crotch) before being barred from flying on a British Airways flight; then it was a bad reaction to his antibiotics for a hurty arm he had. That, if anyone knew he was pissed, it would be Hayley. Lord knows she's probably seen it enough times... That Courtney Cox said: "Coco (her 5-year-old daughter with David Arquette) gets these huge crushes on people. One day we decided to surprise her and invite Zac Efron over. We didn't tell her he was coming - she just loves him. We had a video camera up and we told her to close her eyes, (then said) 'Open them now!' She freaked out. She was traumatised and ran to her room... She was like, 'Oh no! I don't want to go out there!' I was trying to help her and she said, 'Well, it's his face!'"... That, of the differing penalties footballers Adrian Mutu and Emmanuel Adebayor received for their respective drug use and on-field incidents, Piers Morgan said: "What is the worse crime - snorting a few lines of cocaine or kicking a man hard, and quite deliberately, in the head? On balance, I'd probably veer towards the latter. The first offence, after all, is a self-titillating, self-harming, rather pitiful pastime that turns you all 'Kate Mossy' - sweating, scowling, swearing, self-obsessed and oh soooooooooooo boring... But the only real victim is usually the one taking the stuff, if you discount the poor Colombian paupers coerced into making it. With the second offence, the victim is the person on the receiving end. And the consequences can be fatal"... That Nicola Roberts has boobs and she wants you to know about them... That you can see what other flash sorts are up to in Caught Out...
