That there's Halle Berry; Tarantino; Frankie Boyle; Liam Gallagher; Kanye; Lady GaGa; Megan Fox; Britney Spears and the domestic honeybee in this here Rumours................................ That celebrity hairdresser, James Brown, celebrated his 40th by making all of his clients (including Kate Moss, Meg Matthews, and Lily Allen) dress up as cast members from Grease... That Lily Allen spent most of the night wearing the face off her new fellah, Sam Cooper (who's the usual mix of age, weight and stubble)... That Liam Gallagher is on a quest to save the honeybee, and even because their diminishment could mean the demise of the planet: "The bees are vanishing. We've got to save them before they all buzz off. It's important. It's a really worthwhile cause. Without them we're in proper bother. I like honey. If it weren't for honey, I'd have a rough voice"... That Kanye West and Lady GaGa's joint worldwide tour has been inexplicably cancelled (for blatant reasons)... That Frankie Boyle has left Mock The Week... Series producer, Dan Patterson, said: "Frankie has been a brilliant member of the team since the beginning and the door is always open for him to come back (because, frankly, we're f*cked without him. Hugh Dennis is the only funny panelist now, and he's no match to counteract the blinding inability of the bald bloke with the goaty who keeps turning up every week. Or the young blonde gentleman who insists on dismantling the microphone at every turn. Sweet divine, we're screwed. Next thing the Irish contingent will fly the coup). We wish him all the best with his other projects (DAMN HIM TO HELL!)"... That BBC2 controller, Janice Hadlow, recently recommissioned the show for a further two series: "Mock The Week is a major part of the BBC Two schedule, regularly delivering wit and energy to an enthusiastic audience. This two series commitment shows just how much we value it (when Frankie Boyle was on the panel)"... That Britney Spears, according to biographer Steve Dennis, enjoys checking into hotels under various aliass's'ss'ss...s: "Her favorite fake names include Ms. Alotta Warmheart, 'because she had such a warm heart'; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, 'because she was the dancing fairy'; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra 'for no apparent known reason'"... Other than she's bats... That Halle Berry, who has just released a new perfume, has been seriously dabbling in perfumery for quite some time: "I've always wanted to have my own scent. When I was younger, I never wanted to smell like every other girl in class. Even as an adult, I'd mix different perfumes together. Some days it would be great and people would say: 'Oh, what fragrance is that?' And I would say: 'Well, it's about five different ones!'"... That Michael Bay, who is clearly obsessed with Megan Fox, has randomly posted the following, regarding the shooting of Transformers 3, on his Shoot For The Edit site: "Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you"... That Quentin Tarantino announced on Italian TV that he's planning to make Kill Bill 3, exclaiming "The bride will fight again!"... That Chanelle Hayes could single-handedly undo all the good work done by Florence, Elly, Paloma... That KC and Lenny of Cork's Red FM wil win the PPI Award for Best Breakfast Show in Ireland for the second year running tonight...l That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
