That Nicole Richie was rear-ended by a pap who was in pursuit of her on a motorway: According to TMZ.com, Richie was 'in pain' but refused to go to hospital, instead deciding to receive treatment from her own private doctors... That freelance photographer Edwardo Arrivebene, 29, was arrested at the scene on suspicion of driving without a license... That someone will be killed next... oh... That, not only did Strictly Come Dancing professional Anton Du Beke say his dance partner, Laila Rouass "looked like a paki" after getting a spray tan, he also said "You're not a terrorist are you?" when he learned of her Moroccan/Indian background... That "the incident, in a room full of people, left onlookers shocked"... That the BBC said: "It's done and dusted now, and a line has been drawn under the whole matter. Laila has forgiven Anton and that's what really matters. He is utterly mortified and realises it was a totally unacceptable thing to say. But it has been put down to silly banter that went too far"... That Amy Winehouse will warble backing vocals when her 13-year-old goddaughter, Dionne Bloomfield, performs on Strictly Come Dancing this Saturday... That Alex Reid has announced he's a cross-dresser called Roxanne: "The cage-fighter, 34, has reportedly confessed to the glamour model that he has worn girls' clothes in private since he was 16. Jordan, 31, real name Katie Price, is said to have accepted his behaviour - and bought him high heels"... Jordan is officially the female version of him... That Mischa Barton's new show, The Beautiful Life, has been axed after two shows: "This show was such an ego boost for her at a time when she needed one. She has been insecure about where her career was going and feels she may be a has-been at 23. She hasn't been overwhelmed with offers since The O.C. went off the air. She needs to feel she's still employable. Right now, that's her deepest fear. That no one will hire her again. It's not true, but that's how insecure she can get sometimes"... That Brian off the Backstreet 'Boys' has Swine Flu... That Drew Barrymore has broken a new world record - not for talking out of the side of her face for the longest time every, but for smashing pies into randomer's mushes while roller skating on Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Studio: "Barrymore was given 30 seconds to smash pies in people's faces and managed 14 before tripping and falling"... That Vince Vaughan said: "The phone thing drives me crazy. Everyone is phoning and texting. It's become a problem for me with pay phones becoming extinct. Now I just drive the people around me mad by using theirs. I just started to email which I like but cell phones drive me mad. I'll never own one unless I absolutely have to"... That Heidi Klum is changing her surname to that of Seal's... She will be called Heidi Samuel from November 20th... That, of his Did You Hear About The Morgans co-star Sarah Jessica Parker, Hugh Grant said: "I would watch Sex And The City every night and then call Sarah and say, 'I loved that episode'. I'm very proud of liking her, because I don't like just anyone. I'm also very proud of respecting her because there are very few people I respect"... That Hugh Grant is easily confused by words... That Sarah Jessica Parker is currently holidaying in Donegal with her three kiddies. A local said: "As I passed her I just said: 'Nice morning, enjoy your stay' and she gave me her unmistakable smile. She is very nice and hopefully she will be allowed the peace she well deserves"... That, at 52, Jerry Hall's finally bored with modeling: " I don't know what I'll be doing over the next year. They keep asking me to model, but I don't really like it anymore. I'm mind-bogglingly bored of it, but it does pay well. I just want to hang out with my children, that's what makes me happy... I'll never do plastic surgery. I think it's all silly. I always think how hideous women look who have had it done. Really scary. I have lines. And spots. I think being a healthy, balanced, good person compensates for any wrinkles"... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in Caught Out...
