That Katy Perry enjoyed looking at a mechanical petting zoo so much that Russell Brand has organised one to be installed in her home for her birthday: "Katy said she would love to have a go on everything but didn't because she didn't want to be photographed. The source added: 'While she was looking at a goat being unloaded Russell got the contact details of the event organisers. He has arranged for the zoo to arrive at Katy's LA home for her birthday. She will be tickled pink'"... That Boy George has written a song about Amy Winehouse, called Your Pain Makes a Beautiful Sound... Here's a bar of it: "It was easy to make them love you / All you had to do was sing / Now it's not enough to listen / They want to know everything"... Eh, yeah, because she hasn't released any new material in two bloody years, and went through a faze of walking around London in her underwear... That Boy George has been a fan of Amy's since they frequent the same haunts: "love Amy Winehouse. My favourite thing was seeing her going into Shoreditch police station (in connection to a bribery plot) because that's where I was nicked. It's obviously the pop star cop shop... That, of his peeper-popping performance on the X Factor, Robbie Williams also felt the need to add: "People are alluding to the fact that I may have been high on something but I can only say I wasn't - because I wasn't. Unless someone spiked my drink and I would have noticed. I know what various drugs feel like. It's the same as the deer in headlights, the deer's not on anything other than fear. I'd had a few coffees before I went on, that's all". Of then also added: "I didn't feel like the seasoned pro I am. It felt a bit alien"... Always with the aliens *rolls eyes*... That, of Cheryl Cole, Alexandra Burke said: "I definitely think we will always be friends. When she has her kids, I'm going to be godmother - I guarantee you. Or an auntie"... That Alexandra Burke is scary... That Simon Cowell has spent £20k on slathering his dressing room walls in "slate-coloured leather tiles"... That X Factor's Rachel 'Bottom Two' Adedeji "died twice after being born three months premature"... There's the personal story which will FINALLY enable people to vote for her... That Jordan keeps saying to anyone who'll listen: "The trouble is, before, I felt married to two people - Peter and our management. And it was like Peter was married to two women, Claire (Powell) and me. And it just suffocated me. She was always on Peter's mind. In fact, she was there even when she wasn't. If I'm going to blame anyone for the end of my relationship with Peter, I’d have to lay some of the blame with Claire"... That a source in camp Claire said: "Claire turned Katie from a topless model into a multi-million pound brand - and this is how she repays her"... That Jordan launched her 13th book (?!!) today and, as promised on Monday's Graham Norton Show, she managed to get her cross dressing cage fighting boyfriend, Alex 'Roxanne' Reid, as well as her brother and her two mates (Andrew 'dressage dude' Gould and Phil Turner), to dress up as her for the book signing... That Alex/Roxanne enjoyed spooning Andrew... That's the only way Standing Out, My Look, My Style, My Life' was going to get mentioned in the newspapers... That Jordan's been short listed for Celebrity Mum of The Year... That Paul Gascoigne headbutted a bouncer in a local boozer for not letting him smoke indoors... That bouncer Paul Hindle said: "I survived Basra without a scratch, then come home to Newcastle and get beaten up by Gazza. I couldn't believe it. It hurt like hell - I had a headache for a day"... That, of giving up the booze, Julian Casablancas said: "I don't really drink. Creatively, drinking was becoming a hindrance. I always promised myself, 'If it starts affecting the music, I've got to chill out'... If I didn't drink I felt sick. It was so nice to automatically feel happy. I miss it every day"... That, of the rumours of her hooking up with Balthazar Getty in an LA club, Lindsay Lohan said: "You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]? I love her"... That Roman Polanski "has lost his appeal to be released from a Swiss prison on bail... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
