That Ant and Dec have taken a 10% pay cut on their new deal with ITV. That they're only worth £10million now... That The Spice Girls have taken their threat of a West End Show based on their time in the band to the next level: they toying with the idea of making a reality TV show out of the casting process: " The real Spice ladies will sit on the panel, pass judgement and give advice to their new counterparts. The band's former manager, Simon Fuller, is helping with the idea. He owns the rights to the "Idol" concept - so it could become Spice Idol"... Great... That the Beeb have finally seen (some) sense / startling viewing figures, and are moving Strictly Come Dancing to an earlier time slot: "The weekly episode is expected to kick off at 6.50pm and end at 8.45pm, while The X Factor will begin at 8pm as usual... Strictly has so far lost out in each of its weekly clashes with Simon Cowell's singing competition. The most recent round saw The X Factor attracting 3 million more viewers than the BBC's dance offering. A BBC spokesman denied suggestions that the programme's new slot has anything to do with The X Factor. The representative said that schedulers are merely making way for a new show by impressionist Jon Culshaw"... Great, part II... That, of his daughter's new boobs, Mitch Winehouse said on This Morning: "Her boobs are great! I shouldn't have said that, should I? She looks absolutely fantastic, she's doing great... To look back to how she was last year, we're on a different planet, a different space, a different time, and a different person - we all are. She's fantastic"... That Amy Winehouse's old boobs were clearly possessed by demons... That 63-year-old Diane Keaton said: "I don't think men even look at me anymore. If anything could work in that area, it would probably be if I paid him. Then I think we could work out an affable relationship. I'm totally for it! I pay for everything else. I bet I'll have a lot of suitors now, right?"... That, of Britney's 37-year-old boyfriend/fiancé/agent, Lynne Spears said: "Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney's life. He's very protective of her"... Funny that, given he's her agent, 'n all... That Dennis Quaid almost made a boo boo in Hollywood yesterday morning... According to TMZ: "It happened at Philippe restaurant in West Hollywood early this morning. Quaid, his wife Kimberly and a friend walked outside and the valet had already brought the car up and the motor was running. They got in - Quaid behind the wheel. It looks likes Quaid may have moved the car a foot when a cop pulled up alongside and urged Quaid not to drive. Dennis responded that he didn't want to drive. The cop repeatedly said, 'Get out of the car.' Quaid responds, 'What do you want me to do?' Quaid then asked the cop if they could go back inside the restaurant and the cop said yes. They went inside and came out a short time later to a waiting cab"... That Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler got on famously during a dinner at NYC's SoHo House on Tuesday: "They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken"... That's Ken Paves, the stylist Jessica is constantly photographed with... That Eva Longoria's dream of turning into Victoria Beckham is now a reality; herself and her husband Tony Parker have taken part in an ad campaign together... 'Cause images of a naked imp clinging on to a bit of driftwood for dear life are bound to sell coats and bags for London Fog... That the Spanish are producing a line of prophylactics emblazoned with David Beckham's image... That the lastest installment of Aran Man has just been posted in the Features section (along with Mike's interview with Jeremy Piven)... That this week, Aran Man's been dealing with St. Francis of Assisi, gay pigeons, grass blankeys, grave-digging and bull's swollen testicles... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in Caught Out...
 

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