That Hugh Jackman will not present the Oscars next February, with Variety saying: "He may take on hosting duties again in the future, but it's understood that he didn't want to do the show two years in a row"... That this year's Golden Globes presenter, Ricky 'The Invention of Sucking' Gervais, wouldn't have such reservations... That, in response to claims that Jedward had two auditions (thus rendering their participation a "fix", apparently), an X Factor rep said: "There is always a pre-audition in front of the judges. They did a pre-audition in London then were asked to audition for the judges. They were given a choice of Glasgow or London. They couldn't make London so they went to Glasgow"... That a Facebook page entitled 'We HATE John and Edward' has been littered with such comments as "They are little Irish w***ers" and "I want to kill them, the little p****s"... Louis, meanwhile, is saying: "I think the twins can win it. They’re not the best singers or dancers but they’re brilliant entertainers. Who cares whether they're good singers or not? Madonna and Kylie aren't the best singers either but like the twins, they are great entertainers. Every kid in every family is rooting for them"... That Jedward will jig up and down to Ghostbusters this coming Saturday... That Iggy Pop, Ronnie Wood and Ginger Baker all landed accolades at last night's Classic Rock Roll of Honour Awards... Other rock veterans to grace the ceremony include Brian May, Slash, Joe Perry, Jeff Beck, and even one of the hairy dudes from ZZ Top... That Ronnie's 20-year-old date got so w*nkered, she ended up groping an aide when leaving the Groucho Club in the wee hours... That Kai is, by all accounts, Persian for Great King... That there's no prizes for guessing who came up with that one in the Rooney household... That Jamelia has split from her husband, Darren Byfield, after 18 months of marriage... A statement reads: "It is with regret that Jamelia and Darren Byfield today confirm they are splitting up and getting a divorce... No one else is involved. Their priority is naturally their two children"... That Darren previously played away with an arbitrary blonde... That Rihanna has "finally opened up" about Chris Brown... In an interview with Glamour, she said: "Domestic violence is a big secret. No kid goes around and lets people know their parents fight. Teenage girls can't tell their parents that their boyfriend beat them up (yes they can, kids. Don't listen to her). You don't dare let your neighbour know that you fight. It's one of the things we (women) will hide, because it's embarrassing. My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery"... That Ian Brown has been arrested for suspected wife beating... That the police were called to his house at 8am yesterday morning, where Brown's wife of 10 years, model/actress Fabiola Quiroz, made the allegation... A Scotland Yard source said: "On arrival, a 37-year-old woman made an allegation of domestic assault. A 46-year-old man was arrested at the address"... That Brown was released on bail and will appear in court "next month"... That the man accused of stalking Ryan Seacrest is "a highly trained killing machine"... Chidi Uzomah, who was arrested outside E! studios last Friday, is "currently a member of the U.S. Army reserves"... That, when talking to TMZ, Army spokesperson Lt. Col. Nathan Banks said: "We apologize to Ryan Seacrest. Pending the outcome of the local investigation, the Army will decide what further action to take. We take all matters of our personnel seriously"... That I think it's only fitting for Seacrest to now apologise for subjecting us to Denise Richards: It's Complicated, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians... That Lindsay Lohan was scared hoopless after being "shot at" in Morocco... She posted the following on Twitter: "I was walking with the security guard & some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car & pointed a GUN at me! I was on the phone with my mum & I screamed and ducked & the guy started laughing & pushed the trigger & it was a fake gun. I was crying... he scared me"... That Michael Lohan is still talking: "I am going to go to court to get a legal conservatorship to get Lindsay into rehab and finally get her off all the prescription meds. Dina is going to sit down with me and the lawyers and make things right for Lindsay. She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old"... That Jude Law, who has yet to meet his daughter courtesy of Samantha Burke, was spotted "making out with a hot blonde at The Box (in NYC) on Saturday night"... That JLS will appear in HMV Dundrum, for an album signing, this coming Friday at 4pm... That won't be bedlam at all... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in Caught Out...
