That Jordan's first born, 8-year-old Harvey, has been hopitalised with suspected Swine Flu... A source said: "The doctors weren't taking any chances. If he doesn't get any better, he might be there for a while. It could well be complications arising from potential swine flu but they don't know yet. He's a very poorly young man"... That Peter Andre and Jordan have put aside their differences to be at his bedside... That I think Heat Magazine are championing Jedward, but who knows for sure... That they projected their Jed We Can message on the Sony BMG building in London, which houses Simon Cowell's label... That they obviously got permission for that... That 21-year-old Gillian Deegan from Kildare (specifically Athy) has won tickets to present Best Newcomer award at tonight's MTV EMAs... That Lady GaGa has finally admitted to copying her look: "I used to sit in my apartment for hours and do [Bowie's] make-up on myself over and over again"... Who says youth is wasted on the young... That Dannii Minogue's model/rugby player boyfriend, Kris Smith, said of her appearance on Piers Morgan's Sob Stories: " It gave her a chance to get over the bad press she's had and show the real her. Now people can see her for what she is - a genuine, loving woman... I thank her for making me so happy" *whispers* aaaand ffaaamouuuus*... That Danny Dyer has been robbed, just a week after the release of his latest film... That two of his cars, "a Porsche Cayenne and Mercedes A-Class" (MAN, he gets paid too much money) were pilfered from his front garden while his family slept: "It's the lowest point of my life. I've never felt like this before. My 13-year-old is really upset and scared. She feels unsafe in her own home. I feel I've let them down as a father"... Nope, going on a bender with Lily Allen for two days without letting them know where you are is letting them down as a father... Of his Porche being located in the vicinity shortly afterwards, he added. "Luckily I'm lazy and I didn't fill it up so they probably panicked and just dumped it"... That, of moving herself and her kids out of Hollywood, Robin Wright (no Penn required anymore) said: "I didn't want to raise my kids in this weird, sycophantic society. If you have celebrity parents, it's not a good recipe for the kids, or anyone at any age. Look at what Brad and Angelina go through"... That Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are set to star alongside each other in a film called The Tourist... According to Variety: "Depp is negotiating to play an American tourist drawn into a web of intrigue by a female Interpol agent (Jolie) who is attempting to locate a criminal who was once her lover"... That the affair rumours have started already *waves*... That Lindsay Lohan keeps Tweeting about her father (where does she get it from...), the latest offering regards Michael releasing audio from a phone conversation they had: "My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN"... That David Hasselhoff should just sell the wagon he keeps abandoning and go live on a mountain top somewhere: "Multiple sources tell us ('us' being one of the 150 people working for TMZ it all went down at the Cascade Casino (somewhere in Canadia), when The Hoff somehow got himself involved in an altercation with an elderly patron.We're told three casino security personnel were called to the scene ... and Hoff was eventually escorted away. But here's the most shocking part. We're told Hoff was seen drinking again just 7 hours later"... That Chelsea 'Lately' Handler said: "I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid, they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear'"... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in Caught Out...