That Jordan's getting over three times as much as the other contestants on I'm a Celebrity... A "friend" of one of the contestants said: "This really is taking the Mick. We were pushing for more cash but were told things were tight this year. Now we know why. If ITV are looking for trouble in the jungle (naaaa, sure why would they want that?) they will certainly get it once she turns up"... While Jordan's getting £350k for not spending as much time as everyone else in the jungle, the likes of Lucy 'I shot Phil Mitchell' Benjamin, Kim 'How Clean is Your House?' Woodburn, Sam Fox, "telly makeover couple" Colin and Justin, Jimmy White, Camilla Dallerup and Sabrina 'I used to be in Mis-Teeq' Washington are set to get a comparably mere £65k for their trouble... That Denise Van Outen is up the Damien... That the BBC are not airing the new series of The Apprentice until June, "following Alan Sugar's appointment as an enterprise advisor to the British government. The BBC Trust, the broadcaster's governing body, ruled that he could continue to front the reality show but that the new series should not be broadcast in the lead-up to a general election"... That Jedward have been offered presenting gigs with "Disney, Nickelodeon and the BBC"... Mr. Clifford has been busy... That, after Sharon Osbourne was less than kind last week, Access Hollywood conducted a poll to see who was more attractive: Osbourne or Susan Boyle... Boyle won by 68%... That Aston 'JLS' Merrygold said: "Of course, we'd go out with fans! Why not? There are some gorgeous girls who follow us. We get sent some crazy stuff, though. Oritse was sent panties with his picture on. And a girl turned up in a French maid's outfit at his door, which was a little crazy. Someone a little more normal who can cope with our jobs and likes being wined and dined would be nice"... That fellow bandmate, Marvin, was once chatted up by David Walliams's "on-off" girlfriend Lauren Budd: "I had no idea who Lauren was when I met her. She started chatting me up in 24 nightclub and then telling me to buy her a drink. But I wasn't interested. I said no 'cos I barely knew her and walked away"... That David Walliams is now dating a 25-year-old Dutch model called Lara Stone... That Jo Wood is divorcing Ronnie Wood today... That the 53-year-old said of 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova: "She did me a favour. She's become me, having to look after Ronnie full-time. And I have become her - free and single"... That Michael Lohan just can't stop hemorrhaging edited phone calls of yore... The latest one is from Dina, circa February 2008: "Lindsay was dating Heath when he died (this might be news to Mary Kate Olsen). I don't know if you know that, but I know 'cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok? When she's drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking. His death f***ed her up"... That the rider for Rihanna's tour includes: "six pizzas, six portions of fried noodles, six microwave lasagnes, ten portions of chips, ten large packets of crisps + dips, fifteen doughnuts, fifty chicken drummers, and one apple"... A concert PR type runner said: "When it comes to the big US stars, we're used to getting ridiculously healthy requests. It's almost a competition in how boring and calorie-free they can be. But Rihanna was a breath of fresh air (surely not after that lot). There was none of this carb and gluten-free nonsense, just a total fast-food fest"... That Angelina is planning on adopting a child from Syria, despite Brad's protestations that six childers are more than enough... That, for those of you mad about the Bolero, Jane Torville is in Dublin tomorrow for the launch of RDS Christmas On Ice... That she'll no doubt turn up in Caught Out fairly shortly...
