That Robbie Williams finally stood on the same stage as Take That at the recording of a Children In Need gig at London's Royal Albert Hall last night... That Gary welcomed him onstage after the band sang Greatest Day, they had a hug and then they scarpered. Robbie then sang three songs before joining them again for a group rendition of Hey Jude lead by Paul McCartney... That a few bars of Could It Be Magic would not've gone amiss... According to The Mirror, James Corden was particularly upset with the display, saying: "F***ing b***erds. F***ing lying b***erds"... That you can see Robbie Williams not really rejoin Take That on your telly next Thursday at 8pm on BBC1... That Brian May and Roger Taylor have been mentoring the X Factor finalists for tomorrow's Queen night... That Jedward are due to crow Bohemian Rhapsody: "Last night the tuneless twins' starring role - which will take place on Sunday's results programme - was tipped to leave telly's talent show judges Simon Cowell, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole covering their ears. Insiders fear even the 18-year-olds' mentor Louis Walsh could be left squirming"... That bosses have given them an incredibly difficult song so there's no way they can stay in this week - kiddies presenting jobs here we come - KERCHANG!... That Angelina has signed papers for her new Syrian hailing sprogling. Brad's name, however, isn't on the adoption document... A source said earlier this week: "Brad has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle. The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family"... That Bradley off EastEnders (AKA Charlie 'stop, you'll make me blush' Clement) has quit the show... The 22-year-old said: "I have been at EastEnders for nearly four years and I have enjoyed every minute with some fantastic storylines. But I feel that now is the time to take on some new roles"... In panto... That the latest phone call Michael Lohan has released features Dina Lohan saying: "Time is running out with this kid. I know, I'm her mother and I feel it and I'm scared... She'll open up to you but it's nothing compared to what's going on with this kid. And don't tell her I told you anything or try to weasel sh*t out of her... she'll tell you when she's ready to talk about sh*t. Right now all I know is she's starting to drink and that's bad"... That, as it turns out, Michael could be prosecuted for releasing the calls - cause he wasn't meant to be on the phone at the time... TMZ reports: "It's all over a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, New York back in 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with Dina by email or phone until 2011. Now, the release of the tapes, one of which was reportedly made in 2008, could be a smoking gun, proving Michael broke the rules of the protective order - and, if convicted, it could score Michael some quality time in prison"... That, when confronted with a load of paps outside Voyeur nightclub last night, Lindsay said: "Guys why don't you go find my dad, he's the one that wants the pictures"... That Mike Tyson has been booked for misdemeanor battery... That he was arrested outside LAX airport yesterday "after a bloody confrontation with a paparazzo outside the United terminal. We're (TMZ) told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere"... That, when signing autographs during a visit at NYC's Footaction, Chris Brown was approached by a woman who said: "F***ing beater! I hope someone beats the f***ing sh*t out of you!"... That, according to the New York Post: "Brown smiled and walked passed her. Brown tells Wendy Williams on her show today he's been 'perceived wrong.' He said in a clip released last night, 'The steps that I've taken to show that I'm sorry probably have been perceived wrong... I'm definitely remorseful, and it's not something that I take lightly or think that it's, like, under the rug'"... That he may be remorseful, but his fans aren't; after the woman said her piece, some of Brown's attending fans shouted: "Smack that bitch up"... That Nicole Kidman legged it off the Country Music Awards red carpet because she got an attack of the jitters. It probably didn't help that people where heard saying: "She looks freakish. She's just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan"... That Keith Urban had no idea where his wife had gone, and kept saying as much... That Mick Fleetwood has just recovered from Swine Flu... That I'm currently listening to the live streaming of Balloon Boy's parents hearing. Both have pleaded guilty to felony... That the mother, Mayumi, has just been told - since she's not a US citizen - that she can be deported back to Japan... Nice work, Mr. Heene... That the judge looks like Richard Dreyfus... That Ronan Keating, Chris Evans and Mario Rosenstock are lined up to appear on tonight's Late Late Show... That the front cover of this week's RTE Guide is scaring the bejaysis out of me; they say it's Blathnaid but it looks like the result of Mother Nature fornicating with a photoshopped alien... That this week's Aran Man features Miriam O'Callaghan's bra, Megan Fox, Johnny Giles's School Report, paramilitary woodland fugitives, and Bertie Ahern's Album...
