That this Saturday's edition of X Factor will be WHAM! Night... That Jedward will be doing the WHAM! Rap... Funny that... That Jedward "disappointed hundreds of their fans" last night when they failed to turn up in their home town of Lucan while on a whistle stop tour of Dublin for a feature for the show... The twins singed autograph's in Leeson Street's Institute of Education before running around the track at UCD... That they also visited the O2 and Brown Thomas... That's a damn sight more glamorous than Lucan's Superquinn outlet... That Lindsay Lohan is still blagging for a living: " Lohan showed up to last Thursday's launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line "NuPop" in collaboration with famed jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad at Kitson in West Hollywood, but wanted more than just a nice watch to take home. Although Linds was apparently already being paid to turn up to the gig, we're told Mouawad offered the actress $500 to spend at Kitson, which she successfully bargained up to $1000. Pop Tarts watched as Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that "Pascal would take care of it because I'm the only celebrity here." That Jermaine Dupri, Bridget Marquardt and "Real Housewife" Gretchen Rossi were also in attendance... That Chris Brown said: "My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin. I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around. I love women. But I would say I've just been chillin'. I haven't really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I've just kinda been working on me. Like I said, just really getting me straight"... That some folks will always be crooked and fodder for flesh proffering vampires... That, of Twilight, Miley Cyrus said: "I've never seen it and I never will. I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires. I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts. I don't like any of it"... That Miley is due to star in Wings, "a fantasy movie which is similar in plot to the Twilight movies"... That, of Jordan, Ultimo Bra boss Michelle Mone said: "Hope the public won't get taken in by Jordan this time. Her contract with Ultimo was for a year, it lasted five hours. No matter who you are, you should have respect and never speak down to people. I haven't spoken about this, but she makes me sick. Four years ago, one of my junior marketing girls was fitting her, she was so nervous and she made a mistake. Jordan turned round and called her the C word. That's why she lasted five hours. No respect, not a nice person, stay in the jungle and do us all a favour. That's why I have spoken out this time".... That Jennifer Lopez's first husband, Ojani Noa, is convinced his ex-wife is having him followed... The New York Post reports: "His business manager, Ed Meyer, told Life & Style: 'She's having him followed. We just ran the license plate of the car... and it goes directly back to Jennifer Lopez. Ojani's scared.' But a Lopez source said Ojani was "paranoid" and was being tracked by a process server trying to hand him legal papers. Ojani's lawyer, Frank Sanes Jr., added: 'We have some concerns right now about the personal safety of Ojani. We believe he's under surveillance by someone. He's had death threats'"... That'll learn him not to threaten the release of some home movies he's got squirreled away... That Patsy Palmer said of her time at school: "I was picked on because I had ginger hair so I was obviously different from all the other kids. I didn't have a lot of friends in school and I felt really scared. So I would lie to mum and tell her I felt ill all the time. Although I didn't realise it at the time, there was nothing wrong with me. Now I know I can have freckles and red hair and be who I want. Being bullied was the most horrible time of my life. It was my acting that got me through. I got a part in a West End show where I made loads of other friends and there I realised not all children are bullies"... Nah, just the ignorant, insecure ones... That you can see pictures of WestLife turning on the Christmas lights on Grafton Street in and a load of other boobs in Caught Out...
