That Chico, from X Factor 2005, has earned over a £1million since the show: "I'm the non-winner winner. I've had four years non-stop work and I'm still in demand and earning really good money. Have I earned £1m? I've gone well past that. I've done very well indeed. The X Factor is a wonderful platform. If Jedward are managed correctly they will top £1m in a year"... That 63-year-old Noddy from Slade said: "If Merry Xmas Everybody beats the X Factor winner to number one, I will stand on top of Broadcasting House and get my cock out for all the world to see"... That makes no sense, but I've never wanted to hear Joe McElderry sing a Miley Cyrus cover more... That George Michael said in The Guardian: "Elton lives on that. He will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please, help me, Elton. Take me to rehab'. It's not going to happen. You know what I heard last week? Geri [Halliwell] told Kenny [Goss] that Bono, having spoken to Elton, had approached Geri to say, 'What can we do for George?' This is what I have to deal with because I don't want to be part of that social clique... As if Bono gives a sh*t what I do with my private life... Elton just needs to shut his mouth and get on with his own life. Look, if people choose to believe that I'm sitting here in my ivory tower, Howard Hughesing myself with long fingernails and loads of drugs, then I can't do anything about that, can I?"... That Viggo Mortenson said: "There's no sense in doing something, especially if it's a hard job, if you can't have a little fun... One time, I called Elijah Wood every day for six weeks pretending to be a long-lost German friend. Most of the calls were in the middle of the night. Fortunately, he thought it was funny"... That, of Gordon Brown, Reese Witherspoon said: "He mixed me up with Renee Zellweger. That's okay - she and I get mixed up a lot. He said something in parliament about how he had heard me speak at Anthony Minghella's funeral but that wasn't me, it was Renee. She's lovely and she's short and blond and southern. So I understand! She actually called up a friend of ours and said she'd heard about it (Brown's mistake) - it happens all the time... Everybody gets us confused a lot. But there's worse people to be confused with other than a lovely actress!" It'd be nicer if she wasn't nearly ten years older than you, though... That Mickey Rourke is marrying a 24-year-old Russian model called Elena... That Elena "dumped Russian pop star Dima Bilan for Rourke, whom she's been tutoring in her native tongue for his role as Russian villain Whiplash in the upcoming Iron Man 2. She and Rourke have recently canoodled their way through New York and Europe. She was dripping in diamonds as she accompanied Rourke to pick up his GQ Man of the Year award at London's Royal Opera House in September"... That LindsayLohan is downing tools to help Indian children: "Sources tell Page Six that Lohan is heading to the subcontinent today to film a documentary with the BBC about impoverished kids. An insider said, 'She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real'"...
