That the X Factor finalist with the lowest number of votes will leave the show on Saturday... That Danyl Johnson fancies Kelly Brook's boyfriend, Danny Cipriani... That Jedward will play dwarves in the upcoming Lord of The Rings prequel, TheHobbit... That a "movie insider" said: "Peter (Jackson) is keen to see if Jedward have any acting ability. He needs twins for these parts and they have a perfect look for the film. But the characters have very prominent roles. They are the youngest dwarves and are sent out scouting a lot. The big question is whether Jedward could settle down on a major shoot because they are so excitable and hyperactive"... That answer would be 'no'...That Mark Wahlberg wants to make Entourage the movie... That there's been more sightings of Jude Law and Sienna Miller canoodling: "They spend every night in the same place together, either his place or her apartment. On Monday they went to Minetta Tavern for a romantic dinner. They seem a little more relaxed about being seen together"... That Tiger Woods didn't use protection... Us Magazine reports: 'He didn't use a condom,' says Jamiee Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn't ask if she was on birth control, either. 'It wasn't even discussed. He just never used one.' Apparently, he also didn't use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn. 'She said he never wore condoms,' Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. 'I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous'"... That Elin's mother, Barbro, has been released from hospital... That sources can't decide whether she suffered from food poisoning or a massive panic attack... That ,since stumbling upon it last night on RTE2, I can't stop thinking about Victoria and Shane Grow Their Own... The sight of a gerkin in an eye patch sucking the face off the show's remarkably clueless host keeps flashing across the brain... That laugh will haunt mine ears for years to come... And as for that bottle of urine...