That Courtney Love has lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain... According to WENN: "The singer's 17-year-old child with the late Kurt Cobain has been placed under the care of the Nirvana star's mum, Wendy O'Connor, and the tragic rocker's sister, Kimberly Dawn Cobain... As WENN went to press, it was unknown why the guardianship was transferred"... I would've thought that was obvious. And a bit tardy... That Kourtney Kardashian has had a baby boy called Mason Dash Disick... That Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are engaged (again)... That X Factor winner Joe McElderry said: "I'm straight (oh?). I haven't slept with anyone (aaaah), but I'm concentrating on my (HAH!) music"... That Joe's new single (a Miley Cyrus cover) is "trailing in the race with Rage Against The Machine to become the UK Christmas Number One. Sales figures show his single has been outsold over the last 24 hours by the rock band's classic Killing In The Name"... That nothing encapsulates Christmas quite like people roaring "F*** YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"... That Simon Cowell has also signed Olly Murs AND Jedward... That the latter are due to release a single Simon's BMG label... That Sir Paul McCartney was under strict instructions from his 5-year-old daughter with Heather Mills to obtain John and Edward's autograph at Sunday's X Factor final: "Paul told Simon Cowell and Louis he loved the show and watched every week. He said his favourite act were John and Edward as they were so 'breathtakingly awfully brilliant' - and that his young daughter Beatrice adored them"... That Rihanna fancies JLS's Marvin: "JLS are super talented and super sexy. It would have been cool if Marvin had come over and said hi. Maybe next time. Or if they are ever over in the States we could hook up"... That Peter Andre has confirmed his union with Katie Price was based solely on publicity: "I've never been a boob man. I do like nice legs, but anyone can work on their legs and make them look good (*peers at own legs* I beg to differ. Mine are like a weight lifter's arms). With eyes and a smile, you've got them for life. I'd take a beautiful personality any day"... That Bertie Ahern blew 65k on a lavish trip to Washington just days before he left office... According to the Irish Daily Mail: "His two night stay in the presidential suite of the luxurious Mayflower hotel cost €2,500 a day. Hiring a limosine for the two-day visit cost €16,650 and included more than a generous tip of 2,500. A further 5,500 was spent chauffeuring his large official entourage of minders, advisers and officials..." That the list goes on, but the best item is: "Inexplicably, 1,600 was paid to cover the cost of photocopying his speech, while the ex-Taoiseach added an €11 charge for watching a movie on to his hotel room tab"... Is it any wonder Cecelia Ahern called her new daughter Robin... That the Golden Globe nominations are in...
