That Tiger Woods's 11th secret lover is a 48-year-old called Theresa... A source said: "Theresa was crazy about Tiger but she didn't want to feel like a bought woman, a paid escort. She just wanted to be the woman who schooled Tiger in the bedroom and bragged, 'I taught him everything he needed to know to be a great lover!'"... That's probably the last you'll see of Tiger Woods on this page; the indiscretions of a walking cliché are not only boring, they also make me cringe for my gender... That Pamela Anderson is playing Genie of the Lamp in Wimbledon Theatre's current run of Aladdin... She looks thrilled about that... That it was the X Factor Wrap Party last night... That Stacey found her new Louboutins and bit hard to walk in, to the point of snotting herself... J.Lo didn't mention such hazards in her ditty... Fellow attendee, Holly Willoughby couldn't wait to get away, for some reason, and just when you thought Brian Freidman couldn't look more farcical... That John and Edward have been offered €300k to appear in next month's Celebrity Big Brother... That John and Edward want to release an "original song" under Simon's label... Chance would be a fine thing... That Joe McElderry has moved in with Rachel Adedeji... That Paul Gascoigne was arrested for being drunk and disorderly in the middle of Newcastle at 2.15am this morning... That Jessica Simpson's ex, Tony Romo, has proposed to his new girlfriend, Candice Crawford... That Reece Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have split up: "There are no other people involved. The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese's kids"... That someone still needs to call child services on Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus...

 

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