That Kanye West is going to propose to his girlfriend, Amber Rose, in the Caribbean - in an "eight-bedroom villa" in the Dominican Republic - "early next year"... A not very covert friend told the papers: "He has really bonded with her since losing his mother (and after the US president called him a "jackass" post Swiftgate) and needs another strong woman in his life... He’s very serious, otherwise he wouldn't be spending that much money on her"... That Amber Rose recently said: I'm extremely open about my sexuality"... That Jamie Grubbs has done a magazine spread for Maxim... That a magazine spokesperson said the 24-year-old cocktail waitress "was not paid for her posing"... That Elin is planning on walking away with half of the $568million Tiger's got tucked away for a rainy day... That's a mind-scorching amount of money to have for swinging a modified stick around a park... That, last week, Michael Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller had him arrested and "briefly jailed" as he breached a barring order which stipulated he couldn't phone her... This week, Erin "turned herself in to Nassau County authorities after allegedly kicking Lohan in the head. According to a police report, the attack occurred after Lohan and Muller got into an argument over whether an allegedly intoxicated Muller was able to drive"... That Lohan said: "I feel bad it's come to this"... That's the mother of all understatements...That the reviews for Keira Knightly's stage debut in Moilere's The Misanthrope are in... Here's our favourite, which comes from the Daily Mail: "Keira Knightley may be one of 21st century cinema's revered objects, but on stage she proves little better than adequate. She has all the charisma of a serviceable goldfish. The character as portrayed by Miss Knightley is little beyond an elegant mannequin... Partly the reason is physical. She’s fragile, wispy, so thin you could fit her in an umbrella stand"... That George Michael has "sincerely apologised" for cursing while on air with Chris Evans yesterday... That, when asked if he would participate in Top Gear's Star in the Reasonably Priced Car, Michael said he would be keen, "other than the fact I'd be afraid of coming last on that f**king score board"... That, during his final stint on his BBC morning radio show, Sir Terry Wogan said of his replacement: "Mind you take him to your hearts, because he’s a really nice, decent fella"... That Kevin Jonas will wed his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, "in secret" tomorrow: "According to E! Online, the ceremony is to be held at the French chateau-inspired Oheka Castle in Long Island, NY, which is where former 'N Sync star Joey Fatone married Kelly Baldwin in 2004"... That, during an interview on The View, Stanley Tucci said the following regarding his role as a child killer in The Lovely Bones: "I had not read the book. My wife had read the book and... the first thing she said was, 'You can't do that.' She might have been right. I don't know"... That one of the gaggle of hosts, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, then asked. 'Has she seen any parts of it?' Tucci answered quickly 'No, no'... That his wife, Kate, died in May... That Ryan Tubridy will interview his predecessor, Gay Byrne, tonight on The Late Late Show... That Gay might use the opportunity to plug his new series The Meaning of Life with Gay... That Ryan will also attempt to get a word in while interviewing Miley Cyrus... That you can see photos of people attending last night's Cyrus concert in the O2, as well as the Assets Model Agency Christmas party and, eh, the Irish pole dancing championships in Caught Out...
