That, of Jordan and her perfume, Kate Moss said: "Don't wear too much so that it leaves a trail behind you. Have you seen Katie Price's programme? She wears too much. I've never actually smelt it, but she sprays herself for about ten minutes. I'm like, oh my God, what is she doing? I don't think that's a good look. It should be subtle enough that you can smell it, but not so that it's overdone"... That, of her 7-year-old daughter Lila Grace, Moss added: "Lila's already got a great handbag collection! She's got a mirrored Fendi bag and she'll say things like, 'I'm not going to wear that anymore'. She knows what she likes and I can't force her to wear anything she doesn't want to, which is annoying sometimes. She loves clothes. She's got really good style, as well. I rarely go shopping without her now. She tells me what she doesn't like or she'll say 'Mummy, you look nice', or 'That dress is amazing!' She's got it"... That being the vacuous gene... That Pete Doherty miraculously "escaped jail for drugs and driving offences - and was immediately re-arrested on suspicion of taking drugs into court"... A source told The Sun: "He was being frisked by a security officer and when he emptied his pockets a clingfilm wrap fell out. The security man picked it up and saw it contained what looked like little blue crystals. The security man phoned the police and about six officers came over and waited to arrest Doherty when his case was over"... Imgaine if that and that had procreated... That Nadine Coyle has drafted in the song writing abilities of Guy Chambers... That Robbie Williams will be a fifth judge on next year's X Factor... That Emma Bunton - who has never ice skated in her life ('she's there for the performance aspect' apparently) - has replaced Ruthie Henshall as a Dancing on Ice judge... That didn't quite generate the same publicity as Arlene Phillips getting bumped for Alesha Dixon... That you can't win them all, ITV... That Ricky Whittle, AKA Strictly Come Dancing's runner up, is a little peeved: "I wasn't asked. I would have snapped someone's arm off to go on tour. I asked someone about it but they never got back to me. It is a shame because I think we came up with routines to really entertain the audiences. They talked about (winner) Chris (Hollins) being an entertainer, but surely if you're spinning a girl above your head, would you not find that entertaining? Why are we not entertaining? Because we're not pulling faces? I've got no idea why I wasn't asked. I'd like to know who the boss is because I'd have thought you'd want people who are entertaining. They asked Chris early doors - maybe they knew he was winning?"... Maybe you're just a nightmare to work with... That George Clooney said: "I've found that doing interviews for films doesn't end up answering any questions about the films, and it doesn't really help the films. Usually I end up answering some dumba** question from some dumba** from the Netherlands. I don't mind the stories in gossip magazines, but I worry when they bleed into legitimate interviews, and that's been happening a lot recently"... That the commissioning editor of RTE said of the late Joan Brosnan Walsh: "She has been at the heart of Fair City for the last 20 years and was without doubt one of its most popular characters. She was also one of the most warmly regarded colleagues in RTE and will be greatly missed by the Fair City cast and crew and all who worked with her in RTE, as well as her host of fans throughout the country. On behalf of RTE I would like to extend my sincere sympathies to Joan's family"...
