All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Van Morrison is still denying he's fathered a child with his tour manager, Gigi Lee, saying in a statement: "There is no truth in the suggestion I have recently become a father"... Short and to the point, not unlike the man himself... According to sources, the singer (who is still married to Michelle Rocca) had his website hacked by someone who posted the arrival of "George Ivan Morrison III" earlier this month... That Boy George will appear in Big Brother by hook or by radiator chained rent boy... A Channel 4 source said: "Bosses had big plans for George and they're not willing to abandon them lightly. They were keen to see how he and Alex got on *grimace*. He's a great character and we're thrilled he's keen to be involved"... That Simon Cowell has been sweet talking Dappy from N-Dubz while the pair holiday in the Caribbean, much to the ire of the band's manager: "Dappy has been partying with Simon Cowell, who has been turning on the charm with him. N-Dubz have their sights set on America and Simon has made it clear that he could make it happen for them over there. (Manager Jonathan) Shalit is livid. He paid for Dappy and his girlfriend Kaye to go (to St. Barts) for Christmas and New Year. He didn't expect his golden goose to be tempted elsewhere"... I find it hard to exist in a world where the likes of Dappy are considered golden geese... To make things worse, according to The Sun: "The north London lad went for dinner at Lone Star, the poshest restaurant on the island, and found himself at a table between others occupied by actress Sienna Miller and singer Avril Lavigne... Both of them came over to say they were big fans of N-Dubz"... *hangs head*... That Lindsay Lohan has been celebrating the new year by showing off her strangely aged derriere off in St. Barts... That her great pains to cover her face might have been best served elsewhere... That MichaelLohan and his on/off lady friend, Kate Major, have celebrated the new year by getting matching tattoos... That always bodes well... That Kim Cattrall said: "I don't want to look 19. I don't want to look as perfect and beautiful as the fabulous Carey Mulligan. I like the way I look. And when I look at my mum I have less to be frightened of - I am blessed with her cheekbones, and those help... I think Helen Mirren, Judi Dench and Janet Suzman look fabulous, full stop. I hate the way people qualify 'you look good' by adding 'for your age'. I am on a campaign against that"... That Kate Hudson dumped A-Rod for contacting Madonna: "She gave him three chances then hit the roof. How would you feel if your boyfriend kept calling his ex?"... That David Beckham requested to be on The Simpsons and was turned down... That principal writer, Al Jean, said: "We had a request from David Beckham and I had to phone him up and tell him sorry but I didn't want him on the show right now. I didn't think he was a big enough star for an American audience. I got a lot of grief about that. Some people got really angry about it and I was told, 'I bet you would have put George Best on.' I can pretty much say I would have turned him down too"... That, Hank Azaria had a less than pleasant time when working with Mick Jagger on the show: "They sent me down to greet Mick Jagger when he arrived to record his part, and I said, 'Hey, Mick, we're thrilled to have you here.' And he kind of blew right by me like I was the greeter, and went, all dismissively, 'Yeah, we'll get it.' It made me a little bit annoyed. I knew it was going to get awkward, because I was about to walk upstairs and record with him"... That Brooke Mueller's mother, Moira Fiore, said of her daughter reuniting with Charlie Sheen after the assault claim: "She hasn't spoken with him. But she wants to reconcile with him. I have mixed emotions about it. But she won't listen to any advice I give her"... That Camila Alves has given birth to her second child with Matthew McConaughey... This time, it's a girl called Vida... That Dave Berry has (finally) asked his partner for six years, Heidi Range, to marry him... That Kevin Connolly is "romancing" Chloe Sevigny... The New York Post reports: "They were spotted looking "very much like they were on a date" at Nobu 57 the other night. A spy said, 'She was very dressed up and looked stunning. They went outside for a cigarette, where they seemed clearly interested in each other'"... That Megan Fox is all about the geeks: "I have been to comic book conventions a few times and even though there are a lot of guys here, they are always very polite and very kind. Maybe it's because I'm a geek too but the kind of guys you meet at those conventions are very nice and very appreciative of what you do"... I bet they are... That Ronan Keating is getting his own show with London station Magic 105.4, which will feature music "based on his own and listeners'" choices... Ronan said: "I'm really excited about getting behind the mic and choosing my favourite tunes to play to the listeners. It's an opportunity to share my love of music with the fans, and show everyone I am not only a singer, but a broadcaster as well"... That Ashley Cole has been arrested for speeding... That he was doing over a 100 in a 50 mile zone...That's strike three, Cheryl...