All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Britney Spears has momentarily split with boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick amidst rumours of him frolicking with two women at the fantastically named Roger Room: "Jason's a great guy and super loyal. This behaviour is really out of character. But Los Angeles is a small town and word soon got back to Britney he'd had a wild one. When she heard he'd been caught cosying up two girls in The Roger Room *sniggers*, it was the last straw. Jason's really not like this and quickly tried to calm Britney down and rectify the situation. He explained the girls were just friends and there was nothing in it but they still had a massive row. Everyone is assuming it's over - for the time being anyway"... That marriage number four for Patsy Kensit isn't working out to well - after eight long months... That, of spending 10 grand on hiring a plane to spell 'I Love You' in the sky for her new fiance, Russell Brand, Katy Perry said: "It was worth every penny. If I really find someone I love, I end up writing songs about them. I'm excited to find a partner who can just be my team-mate. He gives me the Christmas Eve jitters - that feeling you had as a child. You're wiggling your feet underneath the covers because something exciting is going to happen tomorrow" *paws blindly for waste paper basket... hugs it until nausea subsides*... That Lady GaGa makes me want to shove her into my pina colada... ThatHoward Stern's old sidekick, Artie Lange, was found by his mother with 9 stab wounds to her upper body... That they were self-inflicted... That, of meeting Lily Allen, Cheryl Cole said: "I met Lily for the first time last week. I gave her a hug and said, 'Nice to meet you'. To which she said, 'There is no beef'. Then I hear she was in the press room taking the piss and I thought, 'She's a little girl but I'm a 26-year-old woman and I'm not at school anymore'"... That Gemma Aterton said: "I was born with two extra fingers. There were no bones in them, just the fingers and the fingernails. And I've got a crumpled ear. I was a freakish baby. A bit of an oddball. And I still feel like that now"... And yet still so uninteresting... That Susan Sarandon, who split up with Tim Robbins a while back according to reports, has been spending some quality time with one of her ping-pong partners, 32-year-old Jonathan Bricklin... That you can see Susan talk about Tim (namely how he's fond of a jar) and how she invited Cillian Murphy to her ping pong club in an interview we did with her during The Lovely Bones junket (due for release mid-February)... That Conan O'Brien is being bumped in favour for Jay Leno: "After the Olympics, Jay Leno will get his 11:30pm time period back. We're told network execs have told Conan they will let him decide if he wants the midnight to 1:0am time slot. If he does, Leno's show will only be a half hour. If Conan walks, Leno will get a full hour, informed sources tell TMZ"... That Aranman's finally come across with an update, of sorts...