That George Clooney said: "I am always working and have so many different interests outside acting. If I was my girlfriend, I wouldn't put up with me for very long - and they don't either! People are always trying to marry me off, thinking I am suffering in some way. I tried marriage - and it didn't work. I have had long relationships with women and they get bored with me working all the time. My fear is that I would still make a lousy husband and I don't want to put myself - or anyone else - through the pain of finding out"... That David Walliams is getting married to his 25-year-old supermodel lady friend, Lara Stone... Walliams informed The Sun: "It's true, we're engaged and blissfully happy. I wasn't planning to make a public announcement because I'm not a royal - yet"... That Big Brother 7's Chanelle 'I WANNA BE A WAG' Hayes has been impregnated by her footballer boyfriend, Matthew Bates... Bates plays for Middlesbrough... That, after watching last night's instalment, it's clearer why Stephanie nominated Ivana so she could "escape her misery"- she probably hopes the latter would return the favour if Vinnie forced her to expose herself in flesh coloured undies and pose for an hour before millions of eyes... That Vinnie's "It's my way of the high way" attitude is starting to unnerve... Tonight, we can expect the Tree of Temptation to tell Dane to "Man up" and spike the housemates' food with chilli... That the BBC have ordered Adrian Chiles to shave off his beard as they believe it's upsetting viewers of The One Show... Adrian, however, said: "I was just about to shave it off in our make-up room when Kirsty Young told me to leave it on. Since then Davina McCall has told me she liked it. And Kate Silverton called me over to tell me I looked hot, though I don't think she had her specs on at the time. Women and many gay men have told me it looks good so it's staying"... That, after meeting at a Cinema Society showing of Howl in New York, Agyness Deyn and James Franco are smitten... That a 30-year-old Susan Boyle look-a-like is earning up to €300 per appearance... That Aston Merrygold from JLS is getting impersonated by an imposter: "This person is shameless. He even contacted celebrities on Facebook pretending to be Aston so he could chat to them. He flirted with models on it too and arranged dates but never showed up. When models would see the real Aston in nightclubs they would ask him why he didn’t show up before, and he would not know what they were talking about"... Said imposter is Denise off EastEnders... That, according to TMZ, Britney Spears is using her other people's credit cards so she can go beyond her weekly conservatorship allowance: "We've learned Britney is using her bodyguard's credit card to score purchases that don't fit into her conservatorship budget. Britney hit up the Steve Madden store in the Valley over the weekend and bought 2 pairs of boots. We're told Brit paid for the new kicks with a credit card, but the card had the name of one of her bodyguards on it. The store employees gave Britney a hard time over the card... because she signed her own name on the dotted line. We're told Britney convinced the clerk the person named on the card is an employee of her company and she was entitled to use it"... That's surprisingly clever... That Martin Scorsese listens to Leona Lewis everyday while he's jogging... That he told her as much at The Golden Globes: "Leona couldn't believe it when Martin sought her out after the awards. He was charm personified and told her he listens to Bleeding Love every single day when he goes out jogging. He said he thinks it's an utterly terrific track and really gets his blood pumping"... That Jason "Gummy Bear" Davis - a grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis (he was big sh*t in the states when he was alive, I tells ya) got involved with a slanging match with his grandmother at a Golden Globe afterparty, the New York Post reports: "Jason, who was recently hospitalised with a foot infection, was in a wheelchair at the Beverly Hilton and wanted to roll down the red carpet for HBO's after-party, when Barbara scolded him, 'You shouldn't be here. Go home!'... Her subsequent effort to have security remove Jason also failed, showing just how far the matriarch's stock has fallen since the days when her late husband owned 20th Century Fox, the Beverly Hills Hotel, Pebble Beach, Aspen Skiing Co. and the Denver Broncos. Jason later went to Drew Barrymore's after-party, where Barrymore asked, 'How's your loser brother?' (she once dated Jason's older brother, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis). Jason is furious at his family for staging an intervention the day after Christmas to get him into rehab. Tom Arnold (of all people) allegedly led the posse, carrying a baseball bat and helping throw a pajama-clad Jason into a laundry hamper in which they conveyed him to Cedars-Sinai. 'Jason has never denied he has a substance-abuse problem. He understands that he probably needs professional help,' his spokesman, Brian Quintana, told Page Six. 'But this wasn't the way to do it'"... That David Duchovny recently said: "Whatever doesn't kill you leaves you susceptible to a secondary infection"... That Tiger Woods has to abstain from sex for 18 weeks: "The golf ace, 34, is said to be spending six weeks at a Mississippi rehab clinic. A former patient said: 'You can't have sex and can't get excited. That continues for 90 days after you are (wait for it) discharged'"...
