That David Walliams hid his fiance's £100k engagement ring (?!?) in a burger: "He got staff to slip the vintage 1910 Tiffany sparkler on top of the patty inside her bap. When Lara has a burger she always lifts the top off to remove salad so he thought it would be a funny way to pop the question. David thought very carefully about how he wanted to propose. He knows her so well that he anticipated she would go through the same ritual.Luckily she followed the same routine and didn't choke"... That Tara Reid is engaged... That Jordan left the National TV Awards mid-ceremony after getting booed: "Jordan, who was sitting beside I'm A Celeb winner Gino D'Acampo, was jeered when a clip of her on I'm A Celeb aired during the awards. As her face flashed up on a giant screen (chewing on a kangaroo anus) the audience began booing so loudly, it drowned out the voiceover. Jordan and her entourage, including pal Michelle Heaton, then flounced off to sit in a private box during the first ad break. After being humiliated in front of other stars, defiant Katie, 31, said: 'I've got the highest rating ITV2 show so they can boo all they like!'"... That Chris Brown has happily posed with Jean Paul Gaultier, who was sporting a "a fake black eye and fat lip" at the time... That Quentin Tarantino said: "Did I have Brad Pitt read for me? Yeah I did. I did. Brad's a different story. Getting Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction and getting him to read before I gave it to him - that was something else. I need to hear their voice say my dialogue. It's just that simple. They don't need to show me the character per se. We can just muck around with the script, but I have to hear it... My feeling is if you show up on my set, there's none of that BS where you learn your lines on the day. You need to know my dialogue as if it's the sixth week of your Broadway run and you already had a Boston tryout. You need to know it beyond it. And unless you're prepared to do that, you're not prepared to be on my movie"... That Robert Pattinson gets it on with Uma Thurman, Christina Ricci and Kristen Scott Thomas in a film, called Bel Ami, which is due to start shooting this month: "One scene involves a naughty romp with Christina's character, another with Uma while sitting at a desk, and yet another liaison with Kristin on the floor"... That Liza Minelli is going to play "an outrageous drama teacher" in the new season of Ugly Betty... That Hayden Panettiere has died her hair red... That Heidi Montag's new face said: "I can't believe I'm 23 and mum is reacting this way. I'm nervous to go home and face her - especially with cameras rolling"... That Heidi is planning to "visit her mother in her hometown of Crested Butte, CO, soon and their reunion will be filmed for the MTV series"... That Kanye West won't be asked to participate in George Clooney's fundraising concert to help the people of Haiti: "After the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate. Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it's just not about him"... That REM are "deeply touched" that The Sun have chosen Everybody Hurts has their 'Helping Haiti' single...